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June 29, 2007
Juvenile, Yet Entertaining
Posted by Harvey at 04:47 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (9)

When you read a fortune-cookie fortune, you should add "between the sheets" to the fortune to make it more interesting

Similarly, try reading these whiny excuses for liberal failure on the Fairness Doctrine vote with "because liberals suck" at the end.



"there's close to a radio freeze out going on for any liberal trying to get in"

"Air America went bust on a bad business model"

"you've got extremely dumb Democrats that don't understand the value of terrestrial radio"

"If liberals had the clout wingnuts do on radio, the Iraq war would be over by now, because it's clear the people are on our side. We just don't have a loud enough microphone to get the job done."

"blogs can't do everything"

"liberals just got on Armed Forces Radio a little over one year ago. Before that it was all Rush and conservative radio all of the time."

"Liberal action stops before the talk radio engagement, because no matter how good our talkers are they only have a small fraction of the outreach of the wingnuts on terrestrial radio"

"We have two out of three cogs of the machine, while conservatives have all three and have since the early 1990s"

"Because when all cylinders of this machine are engaged the opposition -- that would be us -- doesn't have a prayer"



Sad, really.

Liberals own NPR, all the newspapers, and all the TV news (except for half of Fox), and they STILL can't push their agenda through.

Could it be maybe... possibly... that the majority of Americans have rejected liberal ideas because they're wrong, bad, and stupid?

Or maybe it's just...

Well... YOU know.

Rating: 3.8/5 (4 votes cast)

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9 Responses To "Juvenile, Yet Entertaining"

Are they really serious about Armed Forces Radio? Rush has his adopt-a-soldier program in place because AFR only covers his first hour (about 36 min. of actual content). And AFR carries NPR programs- hardly "all Rush, all conservative".

#1 - Posted by: McBain on June 29, 2007 05:07 PM

Typical...
It's interesting how Conservatives react so differently to failure (on the rare occasion it happens). We usually sit down to calmly examine what went wrong and how it can be improved in the future. With Liberals, every time something doesn't go their way, ESPECIALLY if it's due to their own incompetence, suddenly they sound like that Monty Python peasant, "See the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!"

#2 - Posted by: Paul on June 29, 2007 06:10 PM

Yeah...I know...Cause they are Gay.

#3 - Posted by: Ron Rockstar on June 29, 2007 10:05 PM

Liberal are NOT all Gay. That's a filthy slur!

Some of them like sheep.

#4 - Posted by: Socrates on June 29, 2007 10:11 PM

Mental institution, liberals. Think about it.

#5 - Posted by: Rick on June 30, 2007 06:54 AM

Dearest Harvey,
Liberals:
Never met a fact they couldn't spin. Maybe its all that spinning and waffling that makes them so dizzy and confused.

Never let the facts influence the telling of a good story, fabrication, lie.......

Are tools of the great destroyer, the Taliban, Hamas, Rosie Odonnel, Roseanne and Lucifer. They really know how to pick their friends.

#6 - Posted by: seanmahair on June 30, 2007 08:55 AM

"Because when all cylinders of this machine are engaged the opposition -- that would be us -- doesn't have a prayer"

That in itself proves a point. Liberals generally don't pray...at least not to anything with any substantial universal power like say, I don't know, maybe...GOD? Most are secular humanists who only believe in the power of themselves and since they suck, anything they endeavor to do will in fact suck.


#7 - Posted by: shimauma on July 1, 2007 07:38 AM

could it be that no one wants to listen to a talk radio host who's statements and views all fall apart as soon as you bring facts into the discussion?

#8 - Posted by: chris on July 1, 2007 08:39 AM

No Liberal, I don't care what they call it, Liberals SUCK.

#9 - Posted by: Writer on July 2, 2007 09:24 AM
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