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June 29, 2007
Mourning the loss of Farfour
Sometimes I think that the whole idea of a Zionist conspiracy is just some silly fantasy, like the tooth fairy, or Santa Claus (if you're under the age of 8, he's REAL!) or even the idea of conservative Democrats. Then I read something in the news that convinces me once and for all that Hamas, the PLO, and the BBC are all correct: The Jews are responsible for all the worlds evils. Case in point. The senseless murder of our favorite Muslim puppet, Farfour. We haven't enjoyed a Muslim puppet this much since Hillary Clinton. Can you believe the Jews killed him? And right in the middle of a show. We know it was the Jews because 400 Jewish kids were told to not show up for the last episode. Plus, he was killed by someone saying he was Israeli. For details pleaabout this executed Jihadi Mouse, please visit this link
But be brave fair IMAO readers. We can draw inspiration from Farfour and his sweet childrens' tunes. The Joos. Bye kids. And remember - Farfou loves you. Or rather - he did. RIP Farfour.
13 Responses To "Mourning the loss of Farfour"
What a shame. Surely John Kerry or Nancy Pelosi could have intervened and saved the giant propaganda mouse from his untimely death with their superior negotiation skills. Damn you George Bush! #1 - Posted by: Son of Bob on June 29, 2007 07:22 PMAlways wished I'd been a Jew - til I learned a thing or two - like why oh why oh why oh why - did they kill that Jesus guy - and start all the wars in the world - and screw up all the no-hitters that could have been hurled - Jews control all the arts and banks - and most of the deposits in Barney Franks - who cares that they are behind Darfur - them bastards done gone and killed Farfour - I can die happy as not one of the Jews - singing the "gots them killin' Farfour blues" #2 - Posted by: DohXs on June 29, 2007 08:29 PMDoes that mean they are going to close Farfou World and Epcot-Akbar? #3 - Posted by: Ron Rockstar on June 29, 2007 09:59 PMLet's be fair here - if Farfour had made all those anti-Semitic remarks on American TV, the same thing would have happened... #4 - Posted by: bunkerboy on June 29, 2007 10:32 PMFanfour's successor announced: http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/1168702253-1167652659981.jpg #5 - Posted by: Hebert on June 29, 2007 11:53 PMAll of this talk about Jooos killing puppets has me concerned. There seems to be an inappropriate undercurrent of humor here, as if somehow Farfour's heinous murder were not the fault of the Jooos, even though it was on television. And what about the cameramen, and crew, and the others on the show -- are you going to suggest that they could somehow be kept from talking? We couldn't even keep the secret about 9/11. If we can't keep a secret as big as 9/11, they can't keep one as small as this.
"F-A-R ... R you ready to die for Allah?" "F-O-U ... U the bomb!" "Jooos-R-go-nna-die!" So we are to learn from this the only good Muslim is a dead Muslim? We should all did what the freedom loving, American connected, servant of the correct diety did and kill all the Muslims for their land? Is that what these maroons are seeking to teach us? Alllllllllright! #8 - Posted by: seanmahair on June 30, 2007 08:50 AMSo we are to learn from this the only good Muslim is a dead Muslim? We should all did what the freedom loving, American connected, servant of the correct diety did and kill all the Muslims for their land? Is that what these maroons are seeking to teach us? Alllllllllright! #9 - Posted by: seanmahair on June 30, 2007 08:50 AMChild abuse, cruelty to animals, and bigotry on display. Where are the protectors of the worlds rights the Demoncrats? Don't they care? Are they awake? Maybe their still asleep, big party night last night in DC and Hollyweird? #10 - Posted by: seanmahair on June 30, 2007 12:54 PMSo does Farfour get seventy two virgins? Or is that only in the case of spontaneous human explosion. #11 - Posted by: kerrcarto on June 30, 2007 02:29 PMOk ok, I admit it..I killed him..and I would do it again. Too bad there was only one of him I could kill. #12 - Posted by: Robert on June 30, 2007 02:47 PMto quote the great and wise Cartman: "Maybe we can't see heaven, because one of us is a J-O-O." #13 - Posted by: chris on July 1, 2007 08:35 AMPost a comment
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