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July 01, 2007
Martyr Mouse
 Kill the jooooos! Memri now has video of the death of Farfour the mouse, beaten to death by an Israeli for not surrendering his land (no wonder the Palestinians have so much trouble; they give land to mice). In case you're keeping track, here's the current body count: KILLED BY THE JEWS * Jesus 15 Responses To "Martyr Mouse"
First, the joooooos didn't kill jesus. The romans did. They figured out that their ability to rule the world was ending and they needed a religious superstition to subjigate the masses. And thus was born the catholic church. #1 - Posted by: Fiftycal on July 1, 2007 01:38 PMhaha Fifty the jews and the romans killed Jesus. The church was under persecution from rome until St. Constantine. If pagan romans invented the Catholic church then why did they persecute it? #2 - Posted by: Eric on July 1, 2007 03:42 PMhaha Fifty the jews and the romans killed Jesus. The church was under persecution from rome until St. Constantine. If pagan romans invented the Catholic church then why did they persecute it? #3 - Posted by: Eric on July 1, 2007 03:42 PMI know it's anti-Semitic. I know it encouraged terrorism. But goddamnit in terms of unintentional comedy, that mouse was the funniest thing I have seen in long time. In fact at times his comedic timing was almost too good for me to believe it was unintentional. I don’t see how anybody could ever watch it without cracking up laughing. The people involved will burn in hell, but in a sick, weird way, I’m actually gonna miss the little guy. #4 - Posted by: WAL on July 1, 2007 03:48 PMI laughed, I looked at my watch, I laughed some more. It's the feel good hit of the summer! By the way, did Gramps knock up a field mouse? #5 - Posted by: exile on July 1, 2007 04:09 PMThe joooos also turned me into a newt. Although that may not count towards the body count. #6 - Posted by: CochinoMarrano on July 1, 2007 05:14 PMAdd to the list that the IAF killed that wheelchair-bound shiek who was in charge of Hamas (I think- all of those terrorists look alike). Personally, I thought it was most sporting to get him on the way out of the mosque, rather than on the way in, so he had one last chance to rant and rave... #7 - Posted by: McBain on July 1, 2007 05:45 PMThe Joooos and the Romans killed Jesus who was himself a Joooo. He was actually called Rabbi by his followers and he taught in the temple. Blaming the joooos for his death is a great past-time but put in context we all participate in it (his death) daily! #8 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on July 1, 2007 06:40 PMno wonder the Palestinians have so much trouble; they give land to mice Hahahahahahahahaha! Thanks for making my week! #9 - Posted by: Muslihoon on July 1, 2007 10:13 PMOh, I'd like to add that I'd like to see Disney sue the Pali TV station. Such dreck would not be tolerated by Disney in these United States, why should it be tolerated in Palistan? #10 - Posted by: Muslihoon on July 1, 2007 10:15 PMOh, I'd like to add that I'd like to see Disney sue the Pali TV station. Such dreck would not be tolerated by Disney in these United States, why should it be tolerated in Palistan? Many people think we should patronize people like those in Hamas and not expect the same standards from them we would put on ourselves. I don't think that attitude helps anyone. #11 - Posted by: Frank J. on July 1, 2007 10:24 PMWho will fight for Palestine until our land is free? M-A-R-T-Y-R M-O-U-S-E! M - A - R - Are you ready to die for Allah? By the way, anyone notice he has his gloves on the wrong hands? F---in' morons, no wonder they're always blowing themselves up... #12 - Posted by: bunkerboy on July 2, 2007 12:04 AMHaha, I cheered the Jew on, that was so corny I just wanted that mouse to die. The good news is that that was so corny that few children would ever watch those racist lies in there, but it made me incredibly sad to see that girl saying the same stuff. But I guess it's no worse than what these kids are told every day. Man, every time I learn something about Muslims, it makes me want to kill them. #13 - Posted by: Joel on July 2, 2007 12:42 AMIs there a Radio-Free-Europe sort of service that broadcasts to the Palestinians? If so, they could get a good quarter hour of uproarious comedy out of mocking this video. There must be at least a few of these benighted passengers on the Short Bus of Humanity who have a sense of humor. #14 - Posted by: unkraut on July 2, 2007 05:37 AMWho will fight for Palestine until our land is free? M-A-R-T-Y-R M-O-U-S-E! M - A - R - Are you ready to die for Allah? I'm growing rather fond of bunkerboy's comments, they crack me up!!! You even got the right number of sylables in the lyrics, which makes it extra funny. Well done! The bridge could go something like this: Martyr Mouse, Martyr Mouse, Post a comment
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