July 03, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
If Fred Thompson pardons you, anyone who even thinks of your former crime will be instantly struck dead.
Finally! I can come clean about those dead hookers in my freezer.
I will volunteer to serve in Fred Thompson's administration and will get myself into a situation where a Special Prosecutor is appointed and I am convicted so that Fred Thompson can pardon me. This will then result in the anchors of all major news channels being immediately struck dead...a small price for me to pay for my country!
Jimmy, How Machiavellian. I am saddened that I didn't think of it first.
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