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July 05, 2007
"I Kicked Burning Terrorist So Hard in Balls That I Tore a Tendon"
I wish I could put that on my resume. Being that he's Scottish, he should have shouted, "FREEEEDOM!" as he did it. (hat tip the Puppy Blender) 12 Responses To ""I Kicked Burning Terrorist So Hard in Balls That I Tore a Tendon""
The hero cabbie who did the kicking said "He didn't even flinch. I couldn't believe he didn't go down. A doctor told me later I'd damaged a tendon in my foot." Proof positive that there were no balls. How interesting. You appear to be right ChrisA! #2 - Posted by: on July 5, 2007 12:45 PMThe hero cabbie who did the kicking said "He didn't even flinch. I couldn't believe he didn't go down. A doctor told me later I'd damaged a tendon in my foot." Proof positive that there were no balls. How interesting. You appear to be right ChrisA! #3 - Posted by: reality intrudes on July 5, 2007 12:46 PMI honestly think the only way to top this is to get to their virgins first... while they watch.... #4 - Posted by: Ringmaster on July 5, 2007 01:11 PMOh, and while wearing a bacon condom. That should do it. #5 - Posted by: Ringmaster on July 5, 2007 01:13 PMNow we know why the Scotts threw the very effete English out of their country! Same reason we did! This is something that we would do here in America and most of us celebrate as a good thing. I suspect most of the Brits view this as Boorish and Brutish behavior by an uncivilized people to which we say…Exactly…and how’s that working out for you faggots over in England? #6 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on July 5, 2007 01:40 PMIf someone here in the US kicked a terrorist in the balls, I'm sure the ACLU and CAIR would have a lawsuit filed within hours. #7 - Posted by: Dodsfall on July 5, 2007 01:52 PMGod Bless the Land of the Free and the Home of the Boorish. We need to annex Scotland and Ireland. England doesn't deserve kick ass folk like them to be included in the national roll call. The 51st and 52nd States. That'll learn 'em. Then all they'll have left is the unhinged Pedophile Followers. Maybe then they'll consider not being such huge pussies. #8 - Posted by: DesertElephant on July 5, 2007 01:54 PMThe guy also got a parking ticket for his troubles . . . "After the drama, police confiscated Alex's trainers for forensic tests. And when he went back to the airport to pick up his cab, he was stunned to find that he'd been given a parking ticket. Alex said: "The police took all the clothes I 'd been wearing so I lost my Nike trainers. They're a good pair too. "I didn't get out of the police station until late on Saturday night and I found the parking ticket on my cab next day. I couldn't believe it." #9 - Posted by: Francesco on July 5, 2007 02:04 PM"kicked the man, whose body was in flames," Too bad he didn't have some petrol or lighter fluid instead. Oh well, at least he did SOMETHING instead of trying to talk about it with him to determine why he was angry at us. #10 - Posted by: beaniehampton on July 5, 2007 02:37 PMThis, folks, is greater than 98% of what most of us will accomplish. #11 - Posted by: on July 5, 2007 09:23 PMThis, folks, is greater than 98% of what most of us will accomplish. #12 - Posted by: eldias on July 5, 2007 09:23 PMPost a comment
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