A lot of people ask me why I don't donate to charities. I tell them that that's where they're already shoving my taxes. About the only things I support are local police and fire (Not that fraternal order of union bosses with badges) and the VFW.

Note: Burning Hippies are 100% organic and, although they stink, produce no greenhouse gasses.

Every year there's a fundraiser at my job for the United Way. Every year they nearly have everyone give something. I give nothing. Last year I said openly in front of EVERYONE that I refuse to give to them because they no longer contribute to the Boy Scouts. I didn't obviously say whay they don't contribute to the Scouts but it's because the Scouts stood firm on the issue of not having gay Scoutmasters.

Every year, I also give a large amount to both the Sherrif's deputies and Fraternal order of Police to help pay the college tuition of the children of those organizations who were killed in the line of duty. It's RIGHT, so I do it.

I give nothing to hippies. Except my contempt.

You set them on fire and then I will kick them in the balls!

Make sure you stretch first, U.J.C. Don't want to hurt yourself.

I keep waiting for a W-4 form that allows me to pay MORE taxes specifically for funneling to Afghanistan and Iraq. Shame that hasn't happened yet. Stupid monkey IRS/Politicians.

DE, that's a really good idea, make a bunch of boxes on our tax form where we want our money to go. But then I keep forgetting, we smallfolk don't know how to spend our own money.

I don't want to pay taxes because the government:

Allows abortion on demand (used as birth control).

Does not allow the free expression of religion in institutions of learning.

Allows and assists illegal criminals to enter and remain in the United States without punishment.

Refuses to bring charges against traitors within it's hallowed halls. ( Reid, Pelosi, Boxer ect should be tried for giving aid and comfort to the enemy)

Allows businesses to relocate out of the country, depriving our cities and communities jobs and income while getting tax breaks and incentives.

Encourages subsidies (on food especially).

Continues to funnel monies to people whose relatives have spent as many as 10 generations on Welfare.

There are just so many more complaints I could make. Hippies just need to grow up, get jobs, develop some common sense and take a bath. Oh and by all that's holy, stop procreating.

Great, all we need is a bunch of flaming hippies running around, voting for John Edwards...

I'm with USSJC on this one; I volunteer that my tax dollars be spent on steel-toed boots for everyone!

Now we know you're lying, Jimmy!... hippies dont have any balls!

Clearly, this David Gross of San Francisco is a demented, delusional, lice-ridden, pants-crapping, stinking hippy sociopath.

No self-respecting Jew would willingly go from 100K to 15K a year...

Yeah, dumbasses earn like Episcopalians and vote like Puerto Ricans.

Yeah, I know, Mr Bush thinks I'm a racist now :(

Yeah, dumbasses earn like Episcopalians and vote like Puerto Ricans.

Yeah, I know, Mr Bush thinks I'm a racist now :(

Maybe they have something there.
They don't want to pay taxes to support the military.--
O'tay hippies.
I don't want to pay taxes to support worthless social programs.
Sounds like a fair trade to me.

Guess which one ends up losing the most.

If we're going to be lighting them up, let's do it along the borders at night... so that the future "undocumented workers" (well documented leeches) can see where they're walking.