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July 06, 2007
Bush Responds to Al Qaeda Video with "OO! I'm So Scared!" Video
WASHINGTON (AP) - In response to the video from Al-Qaeda's #2 - Ayman al-Zawahri - calling on Muslims to unite in Jihad, President Bush today released a video of himself pretending to be frightened by the threat. Bush begins the video by standing in front of the desk in the Oval Office, saying, "Oh no! I've angered the crazy Muslims and now they're going to jihad me!" in a voice almost Shatneresque in its degree of melodramatic overacting.
"OO!" continues the President, making cartoonish nail-biting gestures, "I'm SO scared! Whatever shall I do?" Bush then dashes around the room, flapping his arms like a little girl or John Edwards, while trying and ultimately rejecting various hiding places, such as under the desk and behind the curtains. In one scene, he retrieves a hand towel from the Executive Washroom, places it over his head and declares "Please don't hurt me! I'll be a good girl and wear my burka!" in a high-pitched voice. "Look at me! I'm a Muslim now! I've got a hostage!" the President continues, chasing his dog Barney around the room with a letter opener while making exaggerated stabbing motions and shouting "Allah Snakbar!" "Hollah Hacksaw!", "Cheese-a Crakar!", and "Walla Walla Washington!" Bush then flops into his office chair, giggling hysterically. "Please don't threaten me anymore! The terror is just too terrifying!" he says between snorts of laughter. The President then does a Macaulay Culkin "Home Alone" imitation, screaming "AAAAAAAAH!" while holding his hands to his face before falling to the floor, guffawing helplessly, as the camera fades to black. The video ends with Bush saying over the black screen "Oh man, I think I wet myself... better have Mitt Romney come in and hose me off," which trails off into more laughter as the clip finishes. 12 Responses To "Bush Responds to Al Qaeda Video with "OO! I'm So Scared!" Video"
If Bush were to do this in real life, he would instantly become the greatest US President of all time. That, or pilot a giant robot. #1 - Posted by: ZK on July 6, 2007 07:28 PMZK, you just beat me to it. Let's have a link to that video!!! #3 - Posted by: Brutha on July 6, 2007 07:39 PM"Allah Snakbar!" LMAO! I'd just about pay to hear him use THAT line! #4 - Posted by: ChrisA on July 6, 2007 07:47 PMIn reality Bush is a scared sissy. On 9/11 he flew around in his plane for hours and hours cause he was so scared and such a little girly man. He let Dick call all the shots and even let Dick decide not to shoot down any planes even though a hijacked plane was headed to DC and there was plenty of time. Bush is still a wimpy man today and constantly needs Dick Cheney to hold his hand. Ron Paul is much braver than Bush wimp or Frony. Plus Ron just kicked ass in Q2 and raised 2.4 million. Do a Ron Paul post. IMAO's traffic is suffering without them. No one cares about anything anymore except Ron Paul. #5 - Posted by: Sarcasm Man on July 6, 2007 08:31 PMMan, that's one of the funniest things I've read in a long time! "Cheese-a Crakar!" ROFL #6 - Posted by: Litassistant on July 6, 2007 11:38 PMYour best ever, Harvey, and that's going some. We are not worthy. #8 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on July 7, 2007 11:31 AMIf you distribute this video as a "Documentary," I could see Dubya receiving an Oscar nomination... #9 - Posted by: everydayjoe on July 7, 2007 05:56 PMThat's funny, SM, I thought they believed Bush set 9/11 up in your corner of the loony bin. In which case, what would he have to be scared of? Oh wait, I'm asking for logic, consistency, and sanity. Silly me. As for this typing tic calling Fred a crony; crony of whom? Sarcasm Man: Lamest Robot Master ever. #10 - Posted by: MegaTroopX on July 7, 2007 07:08 PMHey Harvey! Originally, I had thought Sarcasm Man to be no more than your average troll. He is no longer that. With that last entry, he has now fallen to the bottom of the heap. Post a comment
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