July 07, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
A video game company was working on a Fred Thompson simulator where one gets to experience the awesomeness of being Fred Thompson, but they had to shut it down because everyone who tried it had his face melted off.
I don't understand... wouldn't the whole face melting thing be a selling point for most video game companies?
According to Jack Thompson, any game involving Fred Thompson should be rated M Double Plus Not Good.
Lobbyist Fred Thompson will lobby for anything. He even lobbies for abortion rights. If you don't like it that Fred helps out pro-choice peeps he will melt your face off.
Sarcasm Man, nice try. (for a Ron Paul fan)
Let me state the facts:
5 left wing, pro-abortion activists claim that they hired Fred to lobby for them and they produce a copy of the "minutes of their meeting" that they wrote up themselves as proof...unfortunately the dog ate all the financial records that would have actually proved their case.
It's such a shame that third party financial records are sooooo tough to fabricate. They almost had me.
Why don't you just give another $25 to Ron Paul,Sarcasm Man...you know you want to.
Fred Thompson can also full-combo Jordan on Expert... with one hand.
(did I already post this? sorry, memory... waning...)
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