Damn it. Does that mean I can or cannot punch those patchouli smelling heathens or not? I am so confused.

I hate to disagree with you Frank, but I'm pretty sure it is legal to punch hippies.

It's not legal to punch people - that would be assault. But it would be a pretty far stretch to try to make the case that hippies are people. I think any judge and jury would laugh that lawyer right out of the courtroom.

I know of no law on the books specifically outlawing the punching of hippies, and they, surprisingly, aren't covered by the laws governing animal abuse.

So, I say punch away legal hippy puncher.

Hey, we used the exact same hippie picture from Wikipedia!

Is it legal to put a hippie in a trash compactor and turn the trash compactor on? You know, "Put in-turn on-take out".

Is it legal to put a hippie in a trash compactor and turn the trash compactor on? You know, "Put in-turn on-take out".

THAT'S a hippie?!? aw hell I thought they were Jehova's Witnesses...

my brain sucks...

So many good things pass by the wayside in life.
You USED to be able to ride a bike without having to wear a dorkmeister helmet. If you cracked your skull and henceforth pronounced words like you had a dish of cole slaw in your mouth- so be it.
You USED to be able to have lawn mowers that could snap a metal sprinkler head right out of the ground and launch it at foes with reasonable accuracy.
Now they have enough safeguards to prevent an accidental nuke launch.
You USED to be able to bask in the certainty that if a 'smart-mouthed-brat' lipped off to one of the teachers in school, they would be sent down to see 'Coach' where the offender would 'assume the position' and receive some good old fashioned discipline. They sauntered in, but left meekly.
There USED to be fun in the world.
But now, another golden apple drops from the tree of life, and Hippies must remain un-punched.
I weep not for yesterday, because there aint a law yet that says we can't hold 'em down and scour their surfaces pink with some soap and water and one of Mr. Fuller's finest. I'll bet that in less than an hour of vigorous scrubbing I can get that Perchoolie stink to go away.

Actually it is not a question of legality, but a matter of regulation for the Board of Health. Avoiding Hippies has proven to lengthen one’s lifespan by keeping the blood pressure lower. Additionally, the average unwashed hippie carries more germs than Typhoid Mary, and it is proven that one can catch STDs by using the restroom after them. Dead hippies have been known to resist the effects of embalming with their layers of germs.
Typically the Health Department advises that when punching Hippies, one wear a full body condom to evade whatever oozes or slides off of their useless carcasses.

Why stop at punching when we can blow thier LSD addicted brains out.

I meant to say with a gun

As a recovered hippy, I can tell you, punchin' hippies is a most cathartic practice that also helps in the recovery process. After my successful recovery from the power of flower, I was desperately in need of something to fill the void. One of my new friends suggested punchin' hippies. I had never heard of that. I mean, I had been punched before but didn't really think anything of it. 'Course now that I'm on the other side of the fence I can certainly see the importance of hippy punchin'. It seems to fill that primal urge for "cow punchin'" which is not so popular any longer because of a lack of cows. Besides that, some of the more vocal hippies have raised a stink so that it's not politically correct to punch a cow. Animal rights and all that rot, you know.

I know, there's not as many hippies as there was in the sixties and seventies but hey, if you look around, you can find 'em in their usual haunts, like hootenannies or Cat Stevens concerts. A lot of 'em hang out with Sheehan, Pelosi, Hillary, Streisand and some of the other useful idiots.

Be sure to wear protection! Latex gloves are the minimum. Got your tetanus, rabies and hepatitis shots? I understand, in some states, it's illegal to punch hippies without proof of your shots.

Also beware! There is a move on to require you to have a Hippy Punching License before you can exercise your God-given right. I personally believe being required to have a HPL to exercise one of our rights is a step down a long, slippery slope.

That said, Exercise your Rights! Punch a hippy today!

Can you hit them in the back of the head with a paper clip fired from a rubber band?

Better safe than sorry! Punch first and ask questions later that way a hippie won't go un-punched which is just plain unacceptable! Very funny stuff, Frank!

Frank, you just made me and my wiffleball bat very happy.

funny funny stuff

This is all well and good for the obvious hippies, but what about the undercover hippies and assorted commies?

Would Hillary Rotten Clinton (aka: Her Thighness) count as a hippy? What about Big Fat Teddy K?

Just to be safe all democraps should be beaten.

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Very interesting information! Thanks!


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