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July 09, 2007
Ron Paul Commands Evil Ant Overlords to Attack!
No joke! Watch this clip (it's only twenty-two seconds) and listen to the sound Ron Paul makes right after George Stephanopolous tells him he has no chance of becoming President ("That's not going to happen."): Tell me that's not some sort of alien insect language! I think it's pretty obvious that it's probably orders to the evil ant overlords waiting in orbit to attack the earth. Would the Thomas Jefferson of our time really sell us out to toil away in underground sugar mines simply because he's finally realized he has no chance of becoming President? I think all the evidence of that is right there in front of you. 30 Responses To "Ron Paul Commands Evil Ant Overlords to Attack!"
I always knew he was a commie #1 - Posted by: AR on July 9, 2007 10:05 PMThe comments about that clip on youtube R GRATE! U neocons just don't get it, he stands 4 everything U do, but he is super grate! We will insult U until U think he iz supergrate also! RonPaul will win. Does Ron Paul remind anyone else of this guy? Actually, Ron Paul kind of reminds of Willie Nelson's long lost brother, in the looks department. Just sayin'. #5 - Posted by: ochagirl on July 9, 2007 11:05 PMSomewhat off topic, but... I got my Fred Thompson hippie bashin' shirt today, wore it to a nice restaurant in Lebanon, Tennessee. Complete strangers, wait staff, management, all wanted one. First Day Out: Should be good for, oh, a dozen or so orders. People are hungry for Fred! #6 - Posted by: Serr8d on July 9, 2007 11:11 PMkill... kill... they all must die... LOL #7 - Posted by: AntBot on July 9, 2007 11:14 PM1 word sums it all up nicely: fred's an establishment shill, people want freedom (Ron Paul)... #9 - Posted by: LibertyNH on July 9, 2007 11:17 PMRon Paul's campaign is working. After seeing the word below you won't be able to help but complete his name in your mind. Ron ____ But if you see the following name Fred _________ you will think first of Fred Flinstone or some other famous Fred Ron Paul did that with no money. He branded his name into your mind for free - you can never get him out of there now! Just think how much more popular Ron Paul will become with the $2.4 million he just raised last quarter... #10 - Posted by: Sarcasm Man on July 9, 2007 11:46 PMPretty hard hitting news for little Georgie to have Ron on! Idiot! #11 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on July 10, 2007 04:01 AMWhen you look at the BIG picture, I think that Ron Paul has a better than average chance of being elected president. By that I mean that only 3% or so of the world population are constitutionally qualified to run so he is a better candidate that 97% of everyone else. #12 - Posted by: Brian The Adequate on July 10, 2007 08:29 AMSo Yljio, stutter much. Why do any of these also-rans think they have a snowballs chance in Bill Clinton's pants, of getting elected? Couldn't the Demoncrat party practice what it preaches and abort the unwanted candidates, like they do unwanted fetuses. After all an unborn child may grow up to cure cancer, become president, and or invent new sources of energy. These people running for office have already shown what their capable of and with a 14% approval rating I don't know that I'd vote for any of them, including Republicans serving in the legislature. #13 - Posted by: seanmahair on July 10, 2007 08:39 AMI kind of feel sorry for him. I'm not voting for him, but I'll give him a dollar if I see him standin' on a street corner with a cardboard sign that says "Will legislate for food" #14 - Posted by: shimauma on July 10, 2007 08:41 AM[Please don't impersonate commenters. Kthx. -Ed.] #15 - Posted by: Patriot Xeno (impersonator) on July 10, 2007 08:48 AMAck! I don't know what is worse, spam or RonPaula supporters. #16 - Posted by: DoubleU on July 10, 2007 08:55 AMWhassup, neoconie? Ron has made a capaign spending no money at all? Poor you envy? 2 bad 4 u! #17 - Posted by: Russian Me from Moscow on July 10, 2007 08:58 AMAh, one of those moments where a politician is so flabbergasted he can't even make up a weasly response... #18 - Posted by: HapKiDo on July 10, 2007 09:07 AMKinda reminded me of this; "Listen, kid -- imagine a giant cockroach five times smarter than Albert Einstein, four times stronger than an ox, nine times meaner than hell, strutting his stuff around Washington DC in his brand new Ron Paul suit. Does that sound like him?" -- Kay, MIB #19 - Posted by: everydayjoe on July 10, 2007 11:24 AMIsn't that the sound of the Tholians? Or maybe it was the Gorn... #20 - Posted by: Sir Andrew on July 10, 2007 02:19 PMHello college dude dorm !!! Hello college dude dorm !!! yeah, for the record, that was some douchebag impersonating me #23 - Posted by: Patriot Xeno on July 10, 2007 06:32 PMI don't know who that interviewer is, but he skyrockets in awesomeness for that statement -plus the smug look on his face while he says it. PWNAGE! #24 - Posted by: Emily on July 10, 2007 07:38 PMIf George Step-on-all-of-us knew he would never win, they why was he interviewing him? I don't much care for Ron Paul, George is such an ass. #25 - Posted by: Sir Andrew on July 10, 2007 11:07 PMHello college dude dorm !!! Hello college dude dorm !!! Hello college dude dorm !!! I love the smell of a good douche bag in the morning #29 - Posted by: Patriot Xeno on July 11, 2007 07:28 AMUh oh.... Ron Paul has called on the evil giant insect warriors to attack! I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted IMAO commenter, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves. #30 - Posted by: Skizz on July 12, 2007 01:42 PMPost a comment
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