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July 10, 2007
The Perfect Democratic Ticket
Posted by Frank J. at 09:06 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (11)

I have an idea for the perfect Democratic ticket. It's two people who aren't officially in the race right now, but both of them are currently getting a lot of publicity and are sure to energize the base:

Works both as a campaign and a slasher flick slogan.

This sort of thing is exactly why I'm a genius.

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Nah. Al Gore isn't going to run, he wouldn't run as VP and he wouldn't pick Moore. Moore can't even act calm on CNN. He went after Blitzer and was all giggly like. Nice rhymin tho.

#1 - Posted by: Sarcasm Man on July 10, 2007 09:55 AM

Snicker snort

#2 - Posted by: Jerry on July 10, 2007 10:01 AM

"I can haz cheezburger?"

#3 - Posted by: everydayjoe on July 10, 2007 11:30 AM

I agree with Sarc. It outta be "Gore Moore '08". But if you were to take it literally, you'd need a pretty large impaling device to run Moore through...

I'm totally up to the challenge.

#4 - Posted by: AlanABQ on July 10, 2007 01:07 PM

As soon as Moore hears the words "run" and "race", you won't see him again until 2009.

#5 - Posted by: Patch on July 10, 2007 03:12 PM

That would be a real heavyweight ticket. If Al & Mike stood together, the party's platform would collapse.

#6 - Posted by: Fat Man on July 11, 2007 12:08 AM

They actually are seriously proposing this on the DUmmie site. Sometimes satire is all but impossible.

#7 - Posted by: JorgXMcKie on July 11, 2007 12:08 AM

Ah, that would be the doublecheeseburger ticket for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

#8 - Posted by: SEW on July 11, 2007 02:32 AM

Coffee ALL over my monitor!! I want restitution!

#9 - Posted by: Peg C. on July 11, 2007 07:35 AM

The Democrat base would get smaller just by virtue of losing 700 pounds of ugly fat...but you may be onto something in that it would be "energize"d by losing these two sloths.

#10 - Posted by: Gary Collard on July 11, 2007 01:42 PM

And with Duncan Hunter pairing with Fred Thompson, we could face the choice of Hunter Thompson vs Moore Gore.

#11 - Posted by: billll on July 11, 2007 07:27 PM
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