July 10, 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
John Edwards will not use cotton balls because they give him carpet burns.
[collaborative hat tip: reader Chris]
Man, I wish Terry Tate Office Linebacker (as seen on youtube) would pay him a visit!
at 4:40 est the Drudge headline is
FIRST PRESIDENTIAL 'GAY DEBATE' ANNOUNCED
with a photo of edwards, hilliary and obama.
Might make a good screen capture. (which I have)
just sayin'...
Chuck
Dang, Chuck beat me to it. I knew about Edwards and Hillary, but Obama Hussein is gay too?
Shake, no, but he'll be the one stoning them to death, thus showing his true loyalties. Truth Laid Bare.
WHERE is he using those cotton balls?
The dems are going to have a debate about who's the biggest fag. This is one debate where Edwards is just going to kick ass... or something like that.
Here are some questions you probably WON'T see during The Fabulous Gay Debate:
"Senator Clinton, are you in favor of gay marriage, or do you think it's better to marry your beard?"
"Senator Obama, have you given up life on the "down low"?
"Senator Edwards, who do you think has taken more balls to the chin - Mike Piazza or yourself?"