Hillary doesn't become president. The DUMMIECRAPS actually took a lesson from IMAO:
MOORE
and
(B)GORE

Why don't you tell him Ron Paul could become President, that will scare him.

Fred Thompson wins the Presidency and Ted Kennedy volunters to drive him home from the festivities in a '67 Oldsmobile Delmont 88...

Americans look back on the Jimmy Carter presidency and recall the "Good Ole' Days"

An illegal immigrant is elected to the Senate to do a job that Americans just won't do

First offense of verbally supporting that global warming does not exist = $200 fine, second offense = prison

Fairness Doctrine passes and the Department of Justice agrees to replace Rush with audio version of Antiques Roadshow

"* We retreat from Iraq in such a cowardly manner that any military threat in the future is met with derisive laughter causing us to make even more impotent threats."

So basically we would become France?

Soccer replaces baseball (at all levels) and the NFL.

Obama takes the White House and is immediately exposed as the 12th Imam

Oh, and beers like Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, Red Hook ESB, and Mirror Pond vanish and I have to drink Bud Lite (isn't that name redundant?)

Lesbian* orgies in the Oval office just to "get even" with Bill.

(*those chunky short-haired types you see at NOW rallies not the hot lipstick kind you see in pornos)

Reruns of "Commander In Chief" ad nauseum...and not just on LifeTime!

Having to listen to "that voice" for 4-8 years. Think of aural water-boarding.

Taxpayers having to pick up the tab to replace the silverware, china, and faucets that they take when they leave office the next time.

Rosie O'Donnell doing the nightly news, like a dead pig laying in the sunshine.

THREE WORDS: PRESIDENT DENNIS KUCINICH

Harry Reid demands bodyguards 24/7 to protect him from the psychotic monkey living in his bottom right-hand desk drawer. (The bottom left-hand one is where he keeps his brain, carefully polished, in the unlikely event that he ever wants to use it.)

Conservative posts on Digg are outlawed, not just dugg down.

How could it get worse? First thing those bone heads will do is to take our weapons away, then do a door to door search and seize. Gun control to them is they are the only ones with the guns.

You wake up one morning to find that you are living in an endless rerun of Hogan's Heroes, where the Klinks and Schultzs of the world truly run the asylum.

Building off the momentum of winning the gay debate John Edwards is elected president in the biggest lanslide since Reagan was re-elected.

The Moslems really really win. Sharia law throughout the world. I can't find a pattern for a Burka though I look on the Internet so I sew a big bag with arm holes that really, really DOES make me look fat.
Then the absolutely worse news:
We pass by the modern temperature maximum and slide into the new little ice age. The hem of my burka is soaked every time I leave the house. Al Gore is burnt in effigy to keep warm on street corners. (at least he was a big man.)
Rosie O.Donnell., claiming she is was kidding about being a lesbian marries and becomes the fashion adviser to the 10th Imam's wives.

Hillary is elected, then the new majority Democrat Congress repeals the 22nd Amendment (presidential term limits). Then we find the spice on Dune and Hillary becomes the giant woman-worm Empress Bleeto the First whose 1200 year reign ends when the ghola Kucinich drops her into a river.

Shrillary gets elected, does away with all that 'Constitution Nonsense' and appoints herself Czar for life.
AND....
She spends a billion dollars finding out how many statues of himself Saddam Hussein had put up, and triples that number.
She immediately replaces all automated phone voices in the country with...her own.
Renames America Amazonia, and starts dressing like Grace Jones in that Conan movie.
Declares that all women prettier than her are to have immediate reconstructive surgery so that they all look EXACTLY like her, or Andrea Dworkin.

America becomes like Europe.

Hey, kiddies, it started just like this.

As a recently-added commenter to Hotair, let me assure you that if Michelle fired her staff and replaced them with underpaid Mexicans, I would end it all by jumping into the Michael Moore event horizon. Before my suicide, however, I would first leave a bunch of comments in Polish to get revenge for having to deal with those Mexicans, who would undoubtedly force us to read AireCaliente in Spanish. I figure if they can force on me a language I can't understand, then I can do the same to them.

Secretary of State: Cindy Sheehan
Secretary of Defense: Jack Murtha
Secretary of Health: Michael Moore
Secretary of Commerce: Dennis Kucinich
Secretary of Education: Maya Angelou
Secretary of Housing: Ray Nagin
National Security Advisor: Valerie Plame
Ambassador to the UN: Bill Clinton
Ambassador at large for peace in the Middle East: Jimmy Carter

Head of the new cabinet-level information politburo for "fairness" in media- Rosie O'Donnell

Just the THOUGHT of another Democrat Whitehouse gives me the runs. Oh, the pain...

Two words: one sheet.

Crap. Thanks a lot, Frank. I started off reading this post and comments for some funny and have ended up crying and depressed. I am also pissed that someone mentioned Micheal Moore and beautiful Montana in the same sentence. For Shame.

the conservative base could abandon their president in a time of war in favor of an obscure, third-order sideshow issue incubated by jon bircher nuts and white nationalist tweakers, thus consigning the gop to unknown decades of electoral darkness and leaving their president and the war on terror for the radical left so they can enforce their narratives upon them unanswered.

ow wait...dammit!

I could agree with Allahpundit. Since I never have, it would mean that worlds were ending somewhere. It's like the whole anti-matter thing.

Hillary is elected President, then abolishes the Constitution, dissolves Congress, and declares herself Eternal GodQueen. She then diverges all resources to the procurement of the Anti-Life Equation, so that she may become the despotic ruler of not just America(renamed Clintonia,) or even Earth, but the entire universe.

My brother would make a swell Anti-Christ.

John @ 02:29:

I laughed so hard at that I almost choked on my lunch. Hillary '08: THE SPICE MUST FLOW!

Hillery wins the Democratic nomination and takes on Obama as her VP candidate. The war going poorly (as determined by the NYT) and with L. Ron Paul, J. McCain and M. Bloomberg running third party campaigns the Republican candidate fails to take the oval office.

The Democratically controlled congress and socialist president begin a campaign of gun control, higher taxes and environmental regulation domestically while retreating from Iraq and Afganistan only to send troops to Darfur- without ammunition.

With America's withdrawal, Iraq becomes the next battlefield for the war of supremacy between the various branches of Islam. Turkey invades Kurdistan, the House of Saud dispatches mercenaries to fight a proxy war with Iran, and Syria (supported by Iran) invades Israel resulting in a nuclear strike against Iranian nuclear facilities.

President Clinton joins the rest of the world in condeming the attack. Without American support, Israel falls to the forces of Islam. Refugees from Israel are turned away from the European Union and sent back to occupied Israel, where the majority are executed for "counter-revolutionary acts" against the new Holy Islamic Republic of Jerusalem.

Meanwhile, America is placed under the ICC and the ICJ opening an avenue for the McDonnel case where Lt. James McDonnel, USMC, and several members of his combat team are charged with and convicted of "war crimes" when he orders his Marines to return fire against radical islamic "militants" during the Darfur "intervention" which inadvertantly leads to the death of a 13 year-old girl who had been employed as a human shield.

Soon after evidence surfaces (thanks to M. Yon) that, in fact, the young woman was killed by three 5.45 x 39mm bullets- and hence not from an American weapon. A grassroots movement demands using whatever means necessary to free the railroaded soldiers, but President Clinton turns over Lt. McDonnel and his men to Brussels in compliance with "international law". Phone calls and letters ignored, some Americans turn to terrorist tactics (since President Clinton only seems to respond to terrorist demands) which sparks the second American Civil War.

Desperate to maintain control, President Clinton declares martial law and calls upon the United Nations to help her restore order. The UN seizes the opportunity (Britain's veto power having been disolved when the UK soveriegnty fell under the new EU) and dispatches peacekeeper units from the European Union, Mexico, Venezuela, Russia, China, and Iran to 'defend' American industrial centers from terrorist attack.

Peace is not restored. A poorly armed (thanks to ever more restrictive gun control laws) patriot underground fights a losing battle against an ever more powerful UN occupation.

Fearing the rise of a "New America", Australia and New Zealand are placed under blockaid to prevent English speaking American refugees from fleeing the UN occupation.

No longer threatened by American, British or Australian opposition, the Iranians give up their nuclear weapons research in favor of siezing American made nuclear weapons- with the blessing of the UN.

China become the first nation to establish a permanent human presence in space with the construction of "Heaven's Tranquility" the first human extraterrestrial city.

Iran eventually wins the war of Islamic purity and establishes the new Caliphate over the greater middle east.

Venezuela attacks neighboring states in pursuit of "counter-revolutionaries" eventually establishing it's self as the dominate power in South/Latin America.

Mexico falls on hard times when the Mexican/American border is finally secured by Iranian dominated UN peacekeepers in their effort to put down the American insurrection.

Russia becomes ever more totalitarian and isolationist after it fails to re-establish the Russian hegemony in the face of the Iranian Caliphate and Chinese cold war.

And North Korea continues to defy the UN on nuclear research, but with the UN under 'stronger' management, the North Korean regime (along with their freer southern neighbor) are occupied by UN peacekeepers and eventually incorporated into the People's Repubic of China.

Feel better about not voting now?

John Edwards appears on the cover of the swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated

'Stephanopolous' is a word on my spelling test

Bush gets 'AMNSTY4ALL' tattooed on his forehead

Jenna shaves her head and goes Hare Krishna

Dick Cheney goes skeet shooting next to JFK International

Subway becomes the only legal 'fast food' in the US

The UN orders the US to be occupied by Canada

(Last one is rather unnecessary as Mexico is already doing a fine job of that)

Dolorus Umbrage becomes the Secretary of Education...sorry, I just saw the movie and I think it just goes to prove the point about how bad things are when govermental/politics have ANYTHING to do with public education.

A mis-spelled series of ballots allows Ru Paul to become the next president, and he begins his term by banning trousers. The kilt makes a comeback.

Holy shit, Coyote. The point was to make Allah feel better, not scare the crap out of everybody. I can't find a single thing in your post that couldn't happen starting tomorrow.

If anybody needs me, I'll be curled up in the corner, rocking back and forth and weeping quietly.

Dude, that's like the sugar-coated version! Just think what could happen if L. Ron Paul was (mistakenly) elected president.