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July 12, 2007
One Day There Will Be Fred Thompson
Now there's talk that Fred Thompson won't announce until September, and some people are getting impatient and worried that momentum for Fred Thompson will die down if he doesn't get in the race soon. Poppycock. The mere knowledge that Fred Thompson will run for President sometime within our lifetime is all conservatives need to know to keep them motivated and keep them fighting. As dark as things may get, we can still say to ourselves, "One day there will be Fred Thompson." If ever the news starts to make you disenchanted in politics, just whisper, "One day there will be Fred Thompson." If you've been shot and are left bleeding in an alleyway, do not despair; just remind yourself, "One day there will be Fred Thompson." Do not give up. One day there will be Fred Thompson. 18 Responses To "One Day There Will Be Fred Thompson"
Obligitory "You said Poppycock" comment. I like pie. #1 - Posted by: Ringmaster on July 12, 2007 01:14 PMOpinion Journal's Political Diary mentioned this story today. To sum up: the rules of the game have changed this time, and Fred Thompson plans to follow his own. #3 - Posted by: McBain on July 12, 2007 02:04 PMFrank, I think you've just come up with the perfect title for the opening song of "Fred! The Musical!". Ummm... do you think he's starting to bail? Just askin'..... #5 - Posted by: Amer-I-Can on July 12, 2007 02:41 PMHate to say it but this is starting to remind me of that scene in searching for bobby fischer where they start the chess game and the one kid just sits there staring at the other kid instead of moving. Cool head game but he ended up losing the match. #6 - Posted by: zip on July 12, 2007 03:10 PMRun Fred Run. Enter the Race. Let the drive by media get all their lies about you on the table now so you can campaign on issues after all the crap is out of the way. #7 - Posted by: bikermommy on July 12, 2007 03:20 PMFred Thompson being Fred Thompson knows how to play this thing...after all he is closing and is leading and he isn't running yet! Fred Thompson is so super awesome that he must be...well...Fred Thompson. Someday there will be Fred Thompson... #8 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on July 12, 2007 04:52 PMThe Democrats and their allies in the MSM have a strategy: Tar Fred Thompson as a RINO or Pro-Choice so that he can not win the nomination. Then if he wins the nomination, hammer him on the war while offering a "Diverse" Blue ticket (provided the Goracle doen't drop in the race) that appeals to the warm 'n fuzzy feelings of mainstream liberals. As non-socialists we must be paitent and wait rather than follow the Democrat's set of rules. Otherwise the terrorists- I mean, the socialists, win. #9 - Posted by: Da Coyote on July 12, 2007 05:30 PMYES!! #10 - Posted by: Emily on July 12, 2007 05:38 PMCome join the troops and show your support at the Fred Thompson Forum. http://fredthompsonforum.com [I think we're wise to that now. -Ed.] #11 - Posted by: Fred Thompson Forum on July 12, 2007 05:45 PMDo you think Fred requires this much stroking in the sack? [This is one of the Ronulan slanderers mentioned in yesterday's post. -Ed.] #12 - Posted by: RepublicanWomenAgainstFredThompson on July 12, 2007 05:56 PMEd must be the stroker. #13 - Posted by: RepublicanWomenAgainstFredThompson on July 12, 2007 06:28 PM"Come join the troops and show your support at the Fred Thompson Forum. http://fredthompsonforum.com" Lol, you Paulbearers sure are a nutty bunch. #14 - Posted by: RedOhioan on July 12, 2007 07:35 PMBut he's bald!! #15 - Posted by: Mutaman on July 12, 2007 08:21 PMLOL Run Frony Run! Lollerskates Blerz! What a joke. :-D No way! #16 - Posted by: Sarcasm Man on July 12, 2007 10:20 PMSo what do you suppose "RepublicanWomenAgainst..." looks like? Yea me too! Probably Barney Frank's boyfriend in drag... #17 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on July 13, 2007 06:40 AMFred Thompson's starting to look like Mario Cuomo when he was doing his Hamlet On The Hudson act in '91/'92. I'm betting that, after a long wait, your basic Fredophile is gonna be left with nothing but his dick in his hand. Just remember - if you take your ball and go home mad, you're only gonna put Hillary in The White House... #18 - Posted by: bunkerboy on July 14, 2007 12:39 AMPost a comment
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