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July 12, 2007
It's Our Duty as Misanethropes
Cindy Sheehan has been kicked off of Daily Kos because of her talk of running against Nancy Pelosi. That means it's up to the right-wing blogosphere to help here campaign. Remember: Pelosi's district is primarily liberals, so that's what were aiming for. That means guilt is our primary weapon. POSSIBLE CINDY SHEEHAN SLOGANS * Not voting for her is like killing her son again. * Are you thinking of voting for Pelosi? Chickenhawk! * If you support Pelosi, you support the troops. * A vote for Pelosi is real terrorism. * If you want to kill more Iraqi children, then vote for Pelosi. Other suggestions? 16 Responses To "It's Our Duty as Misanethropes"
If you don't vote for me, I'll go lie on my son's grave and cry. #1 - Posted by: green on July 12, 2007 03:05 PMOne of these liberals is going to screw it up MORE than the other: Which will you vote for? #2 - Posted by: Rubeus on July 12, 2007 03:27 PMDo you want to fight Cindy in Washington...or at home? #3 - Posted by: Son of Bob on July 12, 2007 04:59 PMVoting for Pelosi is the same as voting for Bush. Voting for Bush is the same as killing puppies. If elected, I promise to camp outside of Bush's ranch with a bunch of dirty hippies and cry for the cameras for my entire term in office. Sheehan: A much better tool of the radical Marxist left than Pelosi. #4 - Posted by: Dodsfall on July 12, 2007 05:04 PM"If elected, the only time you'll see or hear from me is at 2 a.m. on CSPAN." "I have absolute moral authority." "Vote for me, or you're a dirty Jooooooo!" "A vote for me is like a vote for Ron Paul." #5 - Posted by: Master Shake on July 12, 2007 05:28 PMVote for Sheehan. She hurts more than you. And if she loses, you will have hurt her even more. #6 - Posted by: reality intrudes on July 12, 2007 05:44 PMVote Sheehan, because Hugo Chavez can't run. #7 - Posted by: Joe on July 12, 2007 07:18 PMAmerica's military men and women support Nancy Pelosi Exerpt from Cindy Sheehan's Campaign Speech We have climbed from the pit of KOS on to a fairly broad plateau. We can see before us the difficult and dangerous onward path which we must tread. But we can also feel the parallel movement or convergence of the two mighty nations I have mentioned, Venezuela and Cuba. We feel around us the upsurge of all the enslaved countries of the Middle East. We see how they defy Bush's firing parties. Far away in the East we see the faithful, patient, inexhaustible spirit of the North Korean people, who too are battling for home and freedom. We are marching in company with the vast majority of mankind, all trending, driving, rioting, steadily leftward towards a final goal, which though distant, can already be plainly seen. #9 - Posted by: LarryConley on July 12, 2007 10:58 PMThat means guilt is our primary weapon. and surprise, don't forget surprise. ...and ruthless efficiency. (not to mention, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope) #10 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on July 13, 2007 12:34 AMNo one expects the Spanish inquisition! #11 - Posted by: luminos on July 13, 2007 12:39 AMWe need a corollary to Godwin's Law that once a thread veers into Python references, nothing else productive will come out of it. Shit, this post can't be productive, since it's being made after the Python references.
* BUSH KILLED MY SON!!!!!! (vote for me) Unlike the Wicked Witch of the West, I can prove my sanity, since the Daily KOS has disowned me! #13 - Posted by: Writer on July 13, 2007 12:53 PMNancy Pelosi works well with Global Warming Republicans. Elect Cindy Sheehan. Would Nancy Pelosi camp in a Crawford, Texas ditch for a global warming summer? Elect Cindy Sheehan. You know that warm feeling you have for No-Impeach Pelosi. Thats Global Warming. Elect Cindy Sheehan. #14 - Posted by: Patrick in Toms River on July 14, 2007 07:46 PMAll of these slogans are just too complicated - too many long words How about? This any liberal could understand. Thirsty? Post a comment
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