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July 13, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Posted by Frank J. at 08:00 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (19)

Fred Thompson has exactly the right amount of cowbell.

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19 Responses To "Daily Fred Thompson Fact"

And John Edwards has the right amount of Tinkerbell.

#1 - Posted by: Ron Rockstar on July 13, 2007 08:31 AM

And Ron Paul has just the right amount of dumbbell.

#2 - Posted by: Socrates on July 13, 2007 08:40 AM

In a related story, "Don't Fear the Reaper" was inspired by an incident where Fred Thompson annihilated the Reaper with a dinner spoon and an icy glare.

#3 - Posted by: Frightened Inmate #2 on July 13, 2007 08:41 AM

And islamic rage boy can't get enough of the goat ball

#4 - Posted by: Brian The Adequate on July 13, 2007 08:44 AM

Come join the troops and show your support at the Fred Thompson Forum. http://fredthompsonforum.com

#5 - Posted by: Fred Thompson Forum on July 13, 2007 08:46 AM

Come join the troops and show your support at the Fred Thompson Forum. http://fredthompsonforum.com

#6 - Posted by: Fred Thompson Forum on July 13, 2007 08:46 AM

Ooh, blog spam. Not good, FTF, not good at all.

#7 - Posted by: Socrates on July 13, 2007 08:49 AM

Didn't we already have an article on the FTF actually being a "Losers for Ron Paul" forum?

#8 - Posted by: on July 13, 2007 08:54 AM

Yes we did have an article on FTF. FTF is just an anagram of the real organization FFT. Fools For Tools.

#9 - Posted by: on July 13, 2007 08:58 AM

cowbells good...buttboys for Ron Paul bad...

#10 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on July 13, 2007 09:00 AM

Fred Thompson doesn't use cowbell for percussion. He has hollow hippy heads he uses as bongos.

#11 - Posted by: Ringmaster on July 13, 2007 09:04 AM

...so should I then say, 'more Fred Thompson'?? no - wait - I've BEEN saying that!!

#12 - Posted by: CCHEMuse on July 13, 2007 09:48 AM

I got to have my cowbell!!!

#13 - Posted by: Roy on July 13, 2007 09:56 AM

Yes, but what are we doing to ensure that the cow bell is being used only by people over the legal drinking age, or under appropriate adult supervision, and that everyone using or near the bell wears the appropriate safety gear (safety goggles, gloves, helmet and knee pads). Hitting that cow bell with a stick creates all types of safety hazards that any good Liberal should concern themselves with, creating laws to protect our children from the inherent dangers of "cow-belling."

And, how will we attempt to selectively enforce the rules of cow-belling if we don't begin licensing cow bell owners or charge cow bell taxes, which will be applied to the underfunded education system.

And lastly, is it really appropriate to glorify the eating of meat by maintaining the name "cow" bell. Couldn't we, instead, rename it a "soy" bell to promote better eating habits among our precious children?

#14 - Posted by: Son of Bob on July 13, 2007 11:17 AM

Fred Thompson doesn't use cowbell for percussion. He has hollow hippy heads he uses as bongos.
Posted by: Ringmaster on July 13, 2007 09:04 AM
"Hollow" and "Hippie heads" is redundant ist it??

#15 - Posted by: nutzoid on July 13, 2007 01:28 PM

No nutzoid. Ringmaster is correct. Hippie head is a description of the type of instrument. Hollow is a description of the style of the type of instrument. Such as an Acoustic Martin vs Fender Strat. I hope I have cleared up your confusion.

#16 - Posted by: Ron Rockstar on July 13, 2007 03:34 PM

"And Ron Paul has just the right amount of dumbbell."

*rimshot*

#17 - Posted by: RedOhioan on July 13, 2007 10:50 PM

"Come join the troops and show your support at the Fred Thompson Forum. http://fredthompsonforum.com"

Hey nutjob, Frank already exposed you and I've done my part to spread it around.....you are a laughing stock all across the web, lol.

#18 - Posted by: RedOhioan on July 13, 2007 10:57 PM

Wait...

The Fred Thompson Forum is fake?
It can't be... Karl Rove himself posts there. He even admits he was inspired by Joseph Goebbels, so it's gotta be real.

#19 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on July 14, 2007 12:28 AM
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