July 15, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Fred Thompson's sheer willpower is so strong it can microwave a burrito.
The burrito does not actually have to exist beforehand.
I thought Fred Thompson existed solely on hot dogs, apple pie and Chevy cars?
A burrito made by real MexiCANs not MexiCANTs...
If he glares at it however it will forcibly evolve only so it can flee.
Would that burrito be so hot that even Jesus couldn't eat it?
This French song is quickly moving up Fred's all-time favorites list!
Only a burrito? Seriously, I thought he'd be worth at least a butterball turkey.
The burito would be nuclear hot...at about the same temperature as McDonald's apple pie!
Too bad he can't find the will to run...
Fred Thompson's CATS obey him. Cheerfully.
Once Fred Thompson uses his willpower to heat the burrito up to nuclear hot, he's then going to shove it up any one's ass who goes to Tom Harkin for advise on Fred Thompson's candidacy for POTUS...
I too am pretty bored with our Senate.
Stumble It!
