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In a fight between Aquaman and John Edwards, they would scratch each other's eyes out.
#1 - Posted by: Veeshir on July 16, 2007 10:45 AM
Not that I'm a big Aquaman fan, but Jared the Subway Marshmallow is THE worst spokesman for a food establishment, ever. He may have lost 800 pounds or whatever, but my 10 year old niece could kick his butt. C'mon Subway, ditch the Moist Pink Nightmare. Hire my niece.
#2 - Posted by: pm on July 16, 2007 10:55 AM
Jared's only power left, is like The Edward's, feeble attempts to look good on camera. Therefore his attempts would be throwing JimmyJohns at Aquaman, which would have no effect.
#3 - Posted by: erg on July 16, 2007 11:00 AM
Ron Paul?
#4 - Posted by: hwy93 on July 16, 2007 11:22 AM
That's like setting up a fight between a day-old kitten and a dust bunny.
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