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July 16, 2007
Yay! Camp!
As the Bush Administration nears the end of its natural term, I can only assume they're currently preparing to round up the Kwazy Kos Kids into camps the day President Bush announces his refusal to leave office. What activities should they have at the camp? Here's some of my ideas: * Canoing What do you think? 25 Responses To "Yay! Camp!"
Surfing and waterboarding. It's a two-for-one deal! #1 - Posted by: Abigail on July 16, 2007 12:59 PMWakeboarding on Tuesdays, waterboarding on Thursdays
You beat me by two minutes, Abigail!!! Drat! Foiled again! #3 - Posted by: Matty G on July 16, 2007 01:04 PMGuess-the-gender-of-the-thing-you're-kissing contest. Hey, they're open minded... #4 - Posted by: Ringmaster on July 16, 2007 01:13 PMFoil hat making for the sock hop/gift exchange with the Ronulan camp across the lake. Harry Reid's SUV rides across the nature trail. Michael Moore's brownie making class. #5 - Posted by: G Fresh on July 16, 2007 01:18 PMSweatshop Cartooning Where do ya think Bloom County originated? Drinking Kool-Aid. Cutting holes in their fence to allow illegals in. After all, SOMEONE'S got to make their bunks and cook their chow and do all the jobs that Americans just won't do. Going Snipe negotiating. #7 - Posted by: G Fresh on July 16, 2007 01:29 PMHuman Shields to protect Isreali civillians from attack. Organ donation Toiling in the sugar mines of our new insect overlords. #8 - Posted by: Brian The Adequate on July 16, 2007 01:37 PMTowed dirt-skiing Blindfolded horseshoe goalkeeping Javelin catching Dry creek cliff-diving #9 - Posted by: Alan S. on July 16, 2007 01:48 PMAbu Garib style man-pile topped by Michael Moore Hours and hours and hours of alternating speeches by Hillary then Gore then Kerry then Hillary then Gore then Kerry then Hillary then Gore then Kerry then Hillary then Gore then Kerry then Hillary then Gore then Kerry Laundry duty hand scrubbing Rosie’s boxer short Bill Clinton intern tryouts…”can you say d-o-u-g-hnut?” Impromptu music concert to save the earth. Fly in Al Gore and musicians in private jets. Classes on how to avoid bathing. "Free" first aid stations. (There is a $5000 surcharge in the form of a tax for admission) Hug-a-Jihadist day. An all-time favorite: Grab a stick and beat bush marathon. #11 - Posted by: Dodsfall on July 16, 2007 02:13 PMHow could I possibly hope to top Ringmaster's post? I won't even try. #12 - Posted by: Son of Bob on July 16, 2007 02:15 PM"Classes on how to avoid bathing." The Kwazy Kos Kids will be giving these classes..... #14 - Posted by: Ewokstomper on July 16, 2007 03:11 PMI don't know about activities, but the first aid should be provided by British NHS. "Yeah, it looks like that leg is broken. We can get that set up for you... uh, Thursday week? No, wait, that's booked solid. Just don't call us, we'll call you." #15 - Posted by: James on July 16, 2007 03:18 PM"Pass the Paddle" electroshock Therapy treatments. #16 - Posted by: Writer on July 16, 2007 03:53 PMYou can't forget the tie-dye t-shirt thing! What fun! They can be worn by the campers and the extras can be sold to help support the war on terror. I'm sure the chemicals used in the proccess won't cause blindness/paralysis/death...much. #17 - Posted by: TBinSTL on July 16, 2007 04:18 PMHunting & gun safety with camp counselor Cheney. #18 - Posted by: AlanABQ on July 16, 2007 04:28 PMThe Annual Anvil Swim Ninja-certified Obstacle Course Sticky Pine Climbing Contests Angry White Male Castration Contest, hosted by John Edwards Pin the Harpoon on Rosie O'Donnell #20 - Posted by: on July 16, 2007 05:37 PMDeep Penetrating Analysis and Group Participation "Unlocking Your Inner Gay" with America's Sweetheart, Barney Frank. #21 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on July 16, 2007 06:08 PMHair primping lessons from John Edwards and Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich. For those not from Illinois, Blago pulled an Edwards and flew in a makeup and hair stylist from Chicago before his State of the State address in Springfield last January. It cost taxpayers $600. He also had a State Trooper/Bodyguard who did little but carry Blago's hairbrush. Lessons from Hillary on choosing the right carpet. Medal-throwing contest with John Kerry. Lessons from Michael Moore on how to blame Bush for World Wars I & II, the Bolshevik Revolution, the collapse of the Roman Empire and the heartbreak of psioriasis. #22 - Posted by: Fosterdad on July 16, 2007 10:49 PMVivisection (as the experimental subject) Slow, excruciatingly painful suicide methods (with final project) Dodging high-velocity ammunition Unshielded plutonium pellet juggling Crash test dummy in hybrid vs. fuel truck head-on collision testing #23 - Posted by: Master Shake on July 17, 2007 12:16 AMAdvanced training for Russian Roulette utilizing a semi-auto 1911? Food tasting the local mushrooms. Driver's ed with your host Ted Kennedy. Roll your own Poison Ivy smokes. #24 - Posted by: fishlaw on July 17, 2007 07:51 PM"Electrocution" isn't environmentally friendly, but I don't see how anyone could complain about "rope swing". #25 - Posted by: Laserlight on July 18, 2007 01:01 PMPost a comment
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