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July 17, 2007
Let's Meet IMAO Readers
Posted by Frank J. at 08:14 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (135)
Who are you freaks?
I really appreciate all my readers and especially those of you who comment, but I realize I don't show it enough. Also, I don't know much about you all -- you could all be freaks for all I know. Most of you probably are.

So let's meet you!

I'd to pick one of you at a time to e-mail a couple quick questions -- nothing too personal -- and then I'll post your answers in its own post.

Who wants to be the first to try it? If you want to participate, comment on this post and make sure to fill out the e-mail box on the comment form (only I get to see the e-mail address, so you don't have to worry about spam).

Be honorable, ronin.

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135 Responses To "Let's Meet IMAO Readers"

Sure. Why not!

#1 - Posted by: GEBVI on July 17, 2007 08:21 PM

Oh what the heck, I feel lucky...

#2 - Posted by: Rick on July 17, 2007 08:22 PM

I'd be willing to give it a whirl.

#3 - Posted by: ChrisA on July 17, 2007 08:27 PM

Okay, if you don't get toooooo personal.

#4 - Posted by: Katablog on July 17, 2007 08:27 PM


Deal me in.

#5 - Posted by: Devil_Dog on July 17, 2007 08:34 PM


Deal me in.

#6 - Posted by: Devil_Dog on July 17, 2007 08:34 PM

Deal me in.

#7 - Posted by: Devil_Dog on July 17, 2007 08:34 PM

I'm in.

#8 - Posted by: Dick on July 17, 2007 08:36 PM

Oops... sorry for the hiccups. I've been away for a while and must have got too excited.

#9 - Posted by: Devil_Dog on July 17, 2007 08:36 PM

Crap, wrong email.
No L on the end.
My bad.

#10 - Posted by: Dick on July 17, 2007 08:37 PM

I'll throw my hat into the ring.

#11 - Posted by: Da Coyote on July 17, 2007 08:39 PM

Me! Me! Me! Pick Me!!!!!

#12 - Posted by: CCHEMuse on July 17, 2007 08:41 PM

I'll do it.

#13 - Posted by: Andrew on July 17, 2007 08:50 PM

In

#14 - Posted by: DixieKraut on July 17, 2007 08:52 PM

OOOOOOOOO! Pick me! Pick me!

#15 - Posted by: on July 17, 2007 08:55 PM

Okily dokily.

#16 - Posted by: G Fresh on July 17, 2007 08:59 PM

E-mail questions with Frank J? This could be fun!

#17 - Posted by: Laura on July 17, 2007 08:59 PM

yeah, if you need more people you know where to find me

#18 - Posted by: Patriot Xeno on July 17, 2007 08:59 PM

I'm up for it.

#19 - Posted by: brandEn on July 17, 2007 09:00 PM

Not me, no one needs to know more about me. I'm even starting to not like me all that much.

#20 - Posted by: spacemonkey on July 17, 2007 09:05 PM

Profile me, if you dare.

#21 - Posted by: Wacky Hermit on July 17, 2007 09:05 PM

I want in!

#22 - Posted by: George guy on July 17, 2007 09:10 PM

I will answer most any question.

#23 - Posted by: Bill Moore on July 17, 2007 09:16 PM

Sign me up for some of that

#24 - Posted by: John Thaanum on July 17, 2007 09:17 PM

I funny. I comment a lot. I have split personalities sometimes (but only online...). I bought your book. And gave a copy to someone. And made up spacedonkey and grilled cheese.

PICK MEEE!

#25 - Posted by: Hebert on July 17, 2007 09:26 PM

You got questions? We all got questions. Like why is Ron Paul coming to the town I work in two weekends from now? Why am I thinking about going? Why am I going to carry my camcorder? why are they expecting tens of thousands when we know it will be closer to tens of dozens? I've never seen Ronulans performing one of their rituals. Oh, and the question thing, Yeah, I'm down with that.

#26 - Posted by: hwy93 on July 17, 2007 09:27 PM

I'm in!!

#27 - Posted by: Pork & Beans on July 17, 2007 09:29 PM

Me! Me! Me!

#28 - Posted by: Master Shake on July 17, 2007 09:33 PM

You should pick me, maybe it will make up for all the Girls Gone Wild videos I was in that my parents aren't proud of....

#29 - Posted by: ALF on July 17, 2007 09:34 PM

Nothing ventured, nothing gained, here goes:

#30 - Posted by: Allen on July 17, 2007 09:35 PM

sure thang!

#31 - Posted by: Estella on July 17, 2007 09:44 PM

And this one time.... at blogger camp...........

#32 - Posted by: B4B on July 17, 2007 09:48 PM

Ohhh! Ohhh! Me! Me! Pick me!

#33 - Posted by: JamesT on July 17, 2007 10:07 PM

Pick me mofo!!

#34 - Posted by: Humble Servant on July 17, 2007 10:07 PM

Sure.

#35 - Posted by: Suihei Deloi on July 17, 2007 10:15 PM

Okay, it didn't link. Let's try this again.

#36 - Posted by: Suihei Deloi on July 17, 2007 10:17 PM

You know I am up for it.

#37 - Posted by: Derek on July 17, 2007 10:22 PM

Can I answer questions about Spacemonkey?

#38 - Posted by: Dr. Phat Tony on July 17, 2007 10:25 PM

Oooh! Oooh! Pick Me! Me!! Me!!! I LOVE being the center of attention!!!

#39 - Posted by: Benrig on July 17, 2007 10:28 PM

Pick me!

#40 - Posted by: Bill in Yuma on July 17, 2007 10:35 PM

You should pick me, maybe it will make up for all the Girls Gone Wild videos I watched trying to get a glimpse of ALF.

#41 - Posted by: CochinoMarrano on July 17, 2007 10:42 PM

Ask me anything...ANYTHING!

#42 - Posted by: Adam on July 17, 2007 10:56 PM

I'll comment only if Fred! permits it. Count me in.

#43 - Posted by: Phobos on July 17, 2007 11:01 PM

Roger that!

#44 - Posted by: USCitizen on July 17, 2007 11:03 PM

This probably gets the record for the most comments in the shortest time for a FrankJ post. BTW, pick me.

#45 - Posted by: motopolitico on July 17, 2007 11:05 PM

Why the hell not?

#46 - Posted by: Mike on July 17, 2007 11:16 PM

Count me in with the rest, and stuff.

#47 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on July 17, 2007 11:22 PM

Pick me! Pick me! I may not be interesting, but I know how to lie!

#48 - Posted by: JasonZ on July 17, 2007 11:33 PM

Sounds like fun! I'll do it.

#49 - Posted by: Abigail on July 17, 2007 11:46 PM

Don't be surprised if we are freaks!

#50 - Posted by: Rubeus on July 17, 2007 11:51 PM

Frank, you owe me this one, man.

#51 - Posted by: Sir Andrew on July 18, 2007 12:31 AM

I'm the coolest one here, so just pick me. Don't waste your time with all the freaks and losers.

#52 - Posted by: Narfmaster on July 18, 2007 12:35 AM

Game on...

#53 - Posted by: Powered by Guinness on July 18, 2007 12:40 AM

Mmkay, you're one of my top ten favorites, up there with Steynonline, Instapundit, Kim du Doit, Powerline, LGF. My only weird one is a French language libertarian blog, where they don't get many native texans commenting. It's like shooting cheese in a barrel.

#54 - Posted by: IMAO rules on July 18, 2007 12:49 AM

[whistles nervously] ...you say something?

#55 - Posted by: TBinSTL on July 18, 2007 02:02 AM

I'd like to get some questions! Being questioned makes me feel special.

#56 - Posted by: Elliott on July 18, 2007 02:35 AM

I'm in...

#57 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on July 18, 2007 02:38 AM

Interesting and creative!

#58 - Posted by: Robert on July 18, 2007 02:46 AM

Wow . . . loads of comments. >_>;

It's said everyone gets their 15 mins. of fame. If this is mine, I'm calling quality into question. *lol*

"Yes, kiddies, I remember when I was interviewed @ IMAO.us on the internet!"

"Gwamma, whatsa an inner net?"

#59 - Posted by: ochagirl on July 18, 2007 03:06 AM

:)

#60 - Posted by: SonofJorel on July 18, 2007 04:53 AM

I've been preparing for this my whole life. PICK ME!

#61 - Posted by: SergeantJack on July 18, 2007 05:11 AM

You can ask questions if you want, but I'm afraid the only answers I know are beer, guns, and air-conditioning. Beer helps you tolerate the small problems, guns let you solve the big ones, and air-conditioning provides comfort while you decide which is which.

#62 - Posted by: right on July 18, 2007 05:31 AM

If you pick me, the most boring reader of all, folks will fall asleep at their monitors and face plant into their keyboards. Oh, the humanity.

#63 - Posted by: joyce/mom on July 18, 2007 07:17 AM

Could be fun! :)

#64 - Posted by: keith on July 18, 2007 07:25 AM

You may question me

#65 - Posted by: VJK on July 18, 2007 07:32 AM

I'll give it a go.

#66 - Posted by: kingaljr on July 18, 2007 07:34 AM

I'll retain my right to have a lawyer present...

#67 - Posted by: Serr8d on July 18, 2007 07:41 AM

And, a full cup of coffee.

Maybe some of Goldstein's red pills?

;D

#68 - Posted by: Serr8d on July 18, 2007 07:47 AM

I'll give it a shot.

#69 - Posted by: Writer on July 18, 2007 08:16 AM

Loyal Reader for over 4 years now...pick me pick me pick me...I'm Funny!!!!

#70 - Posted by: Greg on July 18, 2007 08:33 AM

Sure, I'll be interrogate---uhh I mean "questioned"

#71 - Posted by: Nth on July 18, 2007 08:34 AM

Is this the line for the I-Phone?

#72 - Posted by: Gunga on July 18, 2007 08:35 AM

I dunno, the last time I agreed to an interview I wound up on the Jerry Springer show confronted by this psycho lady telling me I was the baby daddy of her ugly little kid. Man could she kick hard!

#73 - Posted by: Chris Carlisle on July 18, 2007 08:40 AM

I'll play.

#74 - Posted by: Sean G. on July 18, 2007 08:41 AM

I'd like to get in on this but I think you should direct your questions at Moonbunny. You're the one that got her interested in politics after all by making them fun. If you do email her though, make sure to send a shout out to her little sis so there's no jealousy.

#75 - Posted by: shimauma on July 18, 2007 08:45 AM

I wanna play.

#76 - Posted by: Ringmaster on July 18, 2007 08:47 AM

I'd love to be a guinea pig for you.

#77 - Posted by: :) on July 18, 2007 08:52 AM

I'd love to be a guinea pig for you.

#78 - Posted by: :) on July 18, 2007 08:52 AM

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

     ~Homer Simpson

Guess which one I'll be...

#79 - Posted by: FormerHostage on July 18, 2007 08:54 AM

So this is how it is in BusHitler's Amerikkka? Where our personal lives are raped, raped I say, by an internet humorist?
I'm in.

#80 - Posted by: Veeshir on July 18, 2007 09:06 AM

I'm willing to disclose details of my personal life to you, Frankj. You just scream "TRUST ME!" every day on this here blog. Tell Aquaman I said "Hi."

#81 - Posted by: NMUSpidey on July 18, 2007 09:06 AM

Will it be like going to the dentist?

#82 - Posted by: Ted on July 18, 2007 09:51 AM

I'm in. Even though I live in Dennis! territory, I promise I won't answer questions like a moonbat.

#83 - Posted by: Matty G on July 18, 2007 10:06 AM

I've got a few questions too. Like why does the MSM only report the negative stories in Wyoming? i.e. Matthew Shepard, NG Sniper, etc. Maybe because we're 91% Republican so we must be a bunch of backward hillbillies. Maybe because we have the highest percentage per capita of volunteers in the military so we must be war mongers. Sorry Frank, I'm on a rant. Here's your soapbox back, my bad.

#84 - Posted by: Casper the Friendly Host on July 18, 2007 10:13 AM

I'm in.

#85 - Posted by: Larry Sheldon on July 18, 2007 10:18 AM

Why not, I don't really feel like working today anyway.

#86 - Posted by: dRoast on July 18, 2007 10:22 AM

Fred Thompson says you'd better pick me...or else.

#87 - Posted by: Chip Owens on July 18, 2007 10:32 AM

As long as you don't ask where the dead hippies are buried, I'm in.

#88 - Posted by: Son of Bob on July 18, 2007 10:55 AM

Oh yeah, email.

#89 - Posted by: Son of Bob on July 18, 2007 10:57 AM

I'm your huckleberry. And I think I have seniority since I've been around the longest.

#90 - Posted by: jonag on July 18, 2007 11:00 AM

I'm eager to try it! Not as desperately eager as that Devil_Dog fella, but then who is?

#91 - Posted by: hapkido on July 18, 2007 11:21 AM

Haha, this could be interesting, hell, why not?

#92 - Posted by: Evan M. on July 18, 2007 11:41 AM

Fire away

#93 - Posted by: Jake on July 18, 2007 11:41 AM

I suppose as long as you use "freak" in it's most positive light, I'd be up for it.

#94 - Posted by: cptnmoroni on July 18, 2007 11:51 AM

I'm married to Fred...pick me!

#95 - Posted by: k10 on July 18, 2007 11:52 AM

Sign me up... I know lotz of fun stuff

#96 - Posted by: Corey N. on July 18, 2007 11:54 AM

I am definitely in. Thanks for appreciating your readers, Frank!

#97 - Posted by: TR on July 18, 2007 12:09 PM

Bring it on. I am on some pain meds at the moment, so the answers could get interesting.

#98 - Posted by: ShaBlammaLamma on July 18, 2007 12:20 PM

awwww! that's so sweet! you like us. you really, really like us!

#99 - Posted by: snarky on July 18, 2007 12:44 PM

I'm in.

But you really need to know is that:
I'm a pissed-off politically active paranoid conservative.

#100 - Posted by: TheHat on July 18, 2007 12:54 PM

I am indeed a freak, but can I still be in?
I'm a long time reader; me read you long time!!!

#101 - Posted by: jimmyb on July 18, 2007 01:27 PM

I always got picked last at recess for kickball... so please just don't pick me last!

#102 - Posted by: Anna V. on July 18, 2007 01:33 PM

I'm really too old for this stuff, but I'll try to keep up with you kids. I'm in.

#103 - Posted by: Carl on July 18, 2007 01:41 PM

Okay, having already promoted myself, I want to go ahead and nominate USS Jimmy Carter Attack Submarine and Infidel Castrol, I would LOVE to hear about those two guys.

#104 - Posted by: motopolitico on July 18, 2007 02:00 PM

In, and from some of the comments above, this could get very interesting.

#105 - Posted by: Blake on July 18, 2007 02:01 PM

what a clever way to trick people to leave a comment.

#106 - Posted by: wRitErsbLock on July 18, 2007 02:03 PM

I own more guns than anyone else who has asked you to pick them, so I am the ONLY obvious choice!

#107 - Posted by: fishlaw on July 18, 2007 02:05 PM

We all know I'm absolutely not the right choice for this.
So pick me, Frank, or you'll regret it.

I'll send you some ammo...

or don't you shoot anymore, you wuss? Aaah! Ooops, sorry, didn't mean that, don't be mad,please pick me...

#108 - Posted by: HKpistole on July 18, 2007 02:18 PM

I'm game. My life is like an open book.....with all the pages torn out....and burned..badly burned....it was a jet ski accident......apparently they are flameable.

#109 - Posted by: SrorminNorman on July 18, 2007 02:20 PM

I'll bitchslap a liberal if you pick me! I mean... I was gonna anyways but...

#110 - Posted by: Trigger on July 18, 2007 02:49 PM

Can I just have all the prize money instead.

#111 - Posted by: AlaskaNick on July 18, 2007 03:25 PM

i m last so i must b first

#112 - Posted by: mark on July 18, 2007 03:28 PM

i m last so i must b first

#113 - Posted by: mark on July 18, 2007 03:28 PM

Jonag, if you're still reading, I don't think you have seniority, I'm pretty sure I do.
I found a comment of mine from January, 2003, and I don't think that was my first comment.

#114 - Posted by: Veeshir on July 18, 2007 03:41 PM

I'm new to this site but will answer your questions while exhibiting the highest of intellectual understanding. Though, I don't remember URL; is he your pet duck?

#115 - Posted by: srig on July 18, 2007 04:04 PM

This might be my first comment, 10/16/02.
Beat that Jonag.

#116 - Posted by: Veeshir on July 18, 2007 04:05 PM

I'm down wit' it.

#117 - Posted by: AlanABQ on July 18, 2007 04:11 PM

My biography is a menagerie of hysterical drama. Choose me.

#118 - Posted by: sackofcatfood on July 18, 2007 05:40 PM

FIRST!

#119 - Posted by: Beo on July 18, 2007 05:42 PM

Casper,

I grew up in Cody, and I see it too. What scant attention Wyoming gets is largely negative. But they're all just scared of us. Hell, a Wyoming Democrat is more conservative than most Republicans.

We also usurp Frank J's posts with OT stuff. Yeehaw!

#120 - Posted by: Mikey on July 18, 2007 05:48 PM

Count me in!!

#121 - Posted by: TinaC on July 18, 2007 06:18 PM

Sure, I'll bite. :)

#122 - Posted by: ZK on July 18, 2007 06:35 PM

I am probably too late (@%#%@^ family vacation) but I would do it

#123 - Posted by: Brian The Adequate on July 18, 2007 07:16 PM

Pick me! Pick MEEE! (Lots of hand waving)

#124 - Posted by: Linda F on July 19, 2007 05:49 AM

I'll take the bag of rocks over the tenner. What good is paper money if you find yourself surrounded by monkeys? Or Hippies?

#125 - Posted by: Alamo on July 19, 2007 10:58 AM

Frank, you haven't picked me yet. What's going on?

Frank? FRAAAAAAANK!

#126 - Posted by: HKpistole on July 19, 2007 11:17 AM

Sounds like an interesting experiment, I'd be happy to participate as long as there are no monkeys involved.

#127 - Posted by: kalthalior on July 19, 2007 12:27 PM

bring it on!!

#128 - Posted by: glockman on July 19, 2007 01:01 PM

...

#129 - Posted by: JeepThang on July 20, 2007 06:52 AM

Only if it will help Good to prevail in the world. Otherwise, not.

TT

#130 - Posted by: The Tick on July 20, 2007 09:46 AM

Oh man, it seems that getting a new laptop (and the resulting computer-less time) has made me miss out on this, but I'm up for it if you ever get to this end of the list!

#131 - Posted by: Oromin on July 21, 2007 05:04 AM

Absolutely!
I would be honored, Ronin!

#132 - Posted by: Kent on July 23, 2007 10:53 PM

Forgot my name the last time.............
HEY! PICK ME!

#133 - Posted by: No-L on July 25, 2007 01:30 AM

I'd love to be profiled. Just let me know.

#134 - Posted by: Fosterdad on July 28, 2007 09:52 PM

Deal me in.

#135 - Posted by: IamCuriosity on August 23, 2007 07:58 PM
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