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July 18, 2007
16 Responses To "Daily Fred Thompson Fact"
Fred Thompson made a secret campaign promise to vigorously pursue the destruction of all monkeys and thus the threat they pose to liberty. You forgot to add, "before breakfast..." #2 - Posted by: CCHEMuse on July 18, 2007 08:50 AMAnd Fred Thompson does so without becoming smelly...he's so super awesome! When Fred Thompson finally declares for POTUS, Obama is going to go hide under Oprah's skirts and Hillary is going to challenge him to a "who's is bigger" contest...and she may lose! #3 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on July 18, 2007 08:59 AMWow! That means the population count of many of our college professors, MSM members, and judges will be taking a nosedive! Wasn't hippies an insulting term from like the 1960s? Did you guys teleport here from the past? Have you seen Fred's new blog yet? :-) #5 - Posted by: Sarcasm Man on July 18, 2007 10:14 AM"Wasn't hippies an insulting term from like the 1960s? Did you guys teleport here from the past?" The greatest trick hippies have ever pulled is convincing the world they no longer exist..... Sarc Man: Have you watched footage of a "Peace Rally" from the past four years or so? They are real, they are drug addled, they smell as bad as ever, and most of all, they are every bit as shrill and stupid. #6 - Posted by: Alamo on July 18, 2007 10:22 AMSarc Man: Have you watched footage of a "Peace Rally" from the past four years or so? They are real, they are drug addled, they smell as bad as ever, and most of all, they are every bit as shrill and stupid. Well, I guess there are still a few around. So it's funny that Fred wants to hurt these poor folks? I've seen footage from some of the anit-globalization rallies. Most of those protestors look like college kids. #7 - Posted by: Sarcasm Man on July 18, 2007 10:34 AMNot only are stupid hippies still around, one was just President and now his wife wants to be. Many of them got older and cut their hair, but never grew up and gave up the hippy ideals. #8 - Posted by: Son of Bob on July 18, 2007 10:52 AMThey aren't 'poor folks', they come from rich families, and aren't people as you imply. Nowadays most of them are in there 50's and 60's, pathetically trying to relive the '60s and '70s and brainwashing college kids. #9 - Posted by: AR on July 18, 2007 10:53 AMThat's right. Today's hippies are cool clean cut folks with great ideas and great hair. There are very few of the dirty unshowering hippies left in the USA which means I was right in thinking that your hippy jokes are extremely outdated. It is fact you IMAOers that are stuck in the past. #10 - Posted by: Sarcasm Man on July 18, 2007 11:28 AMI heard that every day, Fred Thompson beats up eight times the weight of Micheal Moore's Breakfast in hippies. He is that Awesome..... #11 - Posted by: keeping it real on July 18, 2007 11:30 AMHippies still lurk in the shadows. It doesn’t take much money to be a smelly hippie. How much money can it cost to never take a shower, dress in tie-dyed T-Shirts for the rest of your life and attend protest marches forever? Fred Thompson shall rid the US of hippies and drive them back into Canada where they came from in the first place! That’s why hippie women don’t shave their legs or pits… #12 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on July 18, 2007 11:57 AMHey- Google put a Tom Harkin ad on your homepage! That's a good case for defamation! #13 - Posted by: McBain on July 18, 2007 05:17 PMEight times the weight of Michael Moore's breakfast in hippies? Dang, he'd have to beat up every hippie in the world at least twice to do that! One day there will be Fred Thompson. #14 - Posted by: Master Shake on July 18, 2007 06:16 PMThat's pretty impressive, considering hippies are pretty light, in that their only form of food is granola. #15 - Posted by: ChrisA on July 18, 2007 08:07 PMSarcasm Man's monogrammed silk hankies look an awful lot like those in campaign photos of John Edwards! #16 - Posted by: Ed Flinn on July 19, 2007 01:57 PMPost a comment
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