July 22, 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
Despite his constant undermining of the war effort, John Edwards secretly wants the US to win the War on Terror because he thinks he's look awful in a burka.
LOL Harvey. If you want to make John Edwards "scream like a girl", wait til he's asleep and dress him in one of Hilarys pantsuits.
Actually, John Edwards wears a burka around the house...mainly, when he's dusting.
But you forgot the MOST IMPORTANT fact of ALL-a burka would cover up his most beautiful hair!
There's also the fact that his fabulous, womanly hair emits "hair-rays" that drive muslim "men" crazy with desire. They often refer to John Edwards as "the one who's sexier than a young goat."
John Edwards also fears that he'd have to be one of the 72 virgins. After all, he's way too soft to not be more innocent than a spring daisy.
Sure, but putting Hillary IN one of those burhkas is actually one of the few benefits of loosing the War on Terror.
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