...and then....

For those of you who feel you do, keep your hand up if you're not fraid to use them in a show of force in enemy territory.....

Wait - where'd her hand go??

Ok, now that you all have your hands up...which of you thinks theirs are bigger than Hillary's

Mine would be "Do you think that the mascot for the Democrat Party, although somewhat appropriately an ass, would be more representative as an ostrich?"

Once you turn America into a socialist paradise, will you become President-for-Life?

Why do you hate America?

My question would be:

"Um, not to sound like an asshole, but are you serious?"

A show of hands have you or any of your children, those of you who have children, ever attended a public school. I dont mean just to walk in the door of one either.

When Saddam was executed who did you replace him with in your cell phones Top 5?

Please explain, in your own words, the concept known as the Laffer curve and discuss the results in terms of the effect on Federal Tax Revenue of the Kennedy, Reagan and Bush tax cuts in relation to said concept. You have 20 minutes each.

(Via Rush):

Please name the top ten diplomatic successes in US history.

(hint: Rush could think of no diplomatic successes...ever)

"List the currently engaged Army and Marine RCTs, show on this map their current locations, and give a detailed explanation of how and in what order the redeployment would take place; keeping in mind the defense of the widrawal, including vehicle routes, air bases, seaports, as well as where each combat unit will be placed to defend the support elements. Additionally, will large camps like Victory be totally dismantled, or will the indigenous people be allowed to loot the tents, PXs, hospitals, landfills, toilets etc. And finally, will you take full responsibility for the resulting genocide that will occur once our troops are gone?

Why do you even bother to try to have an election when, according to the everybody in the Democrat base, Bush, Cheney, and Halliburton will just remain in power?

"Tell us what life is like as a living, post-operative Brain donor. Follow-up... shouldn't you wear a bib to keep the drool from staining your nice suits?"

As a child, who picked on you most in school, and why were you so afraid to fight back?

"With the Gorwellian Nightmare of global warming looming over humanity, what will be my reward when I singlehandedly prevent all the predicted catastrophes catalogued in 'An Inconvenient Truth'?"

"You? You, uh, uh, you are able to stave off the Gorwellian Nightmare? But how?"

"It's a secret... But when none of that B.S. actually happens, you'll know it worked and I'll be collecting my reward!!"

P.S. - Nuking the Moon would create a debris field with just the right density to deflect just enough sunlight to shut Gore up once and for all. Can we please get on with it?

"Quick show of hand: Who here has testicles?"

That would be when Hillary shoots her hand up, proudly displaying her husbands. The rest of them would need a moment to contemplate the question.

I suppose my question(s) would be,

"Hillary, do you realize that, if elected, you will also be the first woman President to lie in state?"

"Gov. Richardson, don't you find it odd that you did little or nothing to curtail illegal immigration in NM for most of your tenures, only to declare a state of emergency about in 2006? And during the same time, you asked Bush for help and when he gave it, why did you criticize his efforts?"

"Obama, who's whiter; You or Michael Jackson?"

"Sen. Edwards, do you need a tissue? Your mascara is starting to run."

Which of the following CHOICES would you PERSONALLY recommend to American citizens for home security and self-defense?

a) .357 Magnum
b) .40 S&W
c) .45 ACP

*Does anyone else smell sulfur?

*Why do think it is that there are no Democrats on Mt. Rushmore?

If the question is about testicles, it should ask if they have human testicles that are intact, functioning and, most importantly, still attached.

I'd suggest:
- members of your party are always promising to fight to protect the interests of voters, but only seem to be willing to fight against American businessmen, how come?

"At what point in your career did you decide that treason is a virtue?"

"How much stock do you hold in companies that make tin foil or tin foil products, such as hats?"

"How often do you pray to Satan? You don't need to answer, Senator Obama - we already know you do it 5 times a day towards Mecca."

"Fred Thompson! Now raise your hand if you just wet your pants."

Is there any part of the Constitution you would actually follow? Not the parts written in invisible ink, like abortion rights, and living wages, and lifetime welfare, and government imposed discrimination, only the parts actually written down, debated, and voted on.

Have an Evil day.