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July 25, 2007
Ronin Profiles: Shimauma and Moonbunny
* * * * What's the story behind your name? Well, my comic company that I'd started with my friends as a fifth grader was nameless. I, being the only one to notice this, came up with Moonbunny comics co. like 'Marvel' and 'DC comics' and it's based on the ancient belief that there's a bunny in the moon. I didn't use it as an online name until my mother started doing so on IMAO. Shimauma adds: It's also to do with Watership Down stories of Elhahara. That's how we got the name for Moonbunny's little sis, Hlaoroo. [I still have no clue where "Shimauma" comes from. -Ed.] Where do you live? I wanted to say Mordor, Middle Earth, but my mom says we live in a crappy blue state as ussjimmycarter can vouch for. How old are you? Mom says I'm not allowed to tell...she's really old though...and hits really hard. Tell us briefly about yourself. I'm an observer/witness in the subtle (not) dramas of some highschool buddies, teetering on the edge of insanity, gaming, drawing, hitting things with sticks and writing ..............BALLOON!!!! Shimauma adds: She's got a little sister and a cool dad that passed on all his gaming knowledge with the same reverence of a Mafia boss handing over the family dynasty. Is your kung fu strong? My mom says no, she uses deodorant, but so far I've mastered the Katana, Wakizashi, Streetfighting, Archery, and I know how to shoot a gun and hit the target thingy. How long have you been reading IMAO? ?__? Can't 'member, but Mom says she found it about 3-4 years ago when she was looking up mean things to say about Michael Moore. What's your favorite IMAO post? In My World because of Chomps eating hippies, and Rummy strangling hippies and Dubya's being funny and beating up of that Reid guy. Mom likes Frank Art because it reminds her of stickfigure theater on something called liquid television. What's you favorite political issue? Lemon...... If you had Superman's heat vision, how often would you use it? A lot. Heatafied vision is fun. * * * * If you commented that you want to be included before, you're still in the running. You can also comment in this post; just make sure you fill in your e-mail on the comment form (only I can see it so you don't have to worry about getting spam). Eventually we'll get to everyone. Thanks to everyone who has participated so far! 17 Responses To "Ronin Profiles: Shimauma and Moonbunny"
Well, this is the clearng house for all your Michael Moore hatred. Very cool to hear about y'all. #1 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on July 25, 2007 09:33 PMPut me in the running, but don't make me actually run. I'm a lazy bastard. #2 - Posted by: Damian G. on July 25, 2007 09:38 PMGreat to meet you both. And here I thought I might be the only one on here still young enough to make references to what my mom says. #3 - Posted by: Hazel on July 25, 2007 09:41 PMIMAO: For all of your mean-things-to-say-about-liberals needs. #4 - Posted by: ZK on July 25, 2007 09:48 PMThanks Shim for raising future heartless neocons with strong Kung Fu. Also, for the trip down memory lane with the Liquid Television reference. W00T! #5 - Posted by: DesertElephant on July 25, 2007 09:54 PMWell that was a major departure from the last (two?) few. Trying to even up the male/female ratio by doing two females at once? #6 - Posted by: AR on July 25, 2007 10:00 PMPick meeee! I wanna go! #7 - Posted by: MegaTroopX on July 25, 2007 11:14 PMI read that post twice. I still have no idea what it said. #9 - Posted by: on July 26, 2007 12:07 AMAnd here I thought I might be the only one on here still young enough to make references to what my mom says. I have to give her guidance or else she says goofy stuff like "Lemon"...I mean, what the hell was that??? She loves to pick on the global warming crowd and the "undocumented worker" topic, but to be silly she says "balloon" or "lemon". Yeah, she's definitely my kid. Thanks Shim for raising future heartless neocons with strong Kung Fu. Also, for the trip down memory lane with the Liquid Television reference. W00T! She was raised by military parents during the 8 years of the Clinton regime and throughout 9-11. She's skipping that whole "love me-self" stage and going right to the common sense, "kick a$$" stage. IMAO: For all of your mean-things-to-say-about-liberals needs. Oh I ask God to bless FrankJ for making this site often considering the crappy blue state we live in, otherwise I may have commited seppuku a long time ago with out "teh" humor to keep my head up.
To Hazel and Moonbunny - you're not alone. I'm definitely young enough to make references to what my mom says still. And, I LOVE this site. [I still have no clue where "Shimauma" comes from. -Ed.] Well, ED, the word is Japanese, "shima" meaning striped, and "uma" meaning horse, in otherwords a zebra. I picked it for the most convoluted reasons. There's some reference to Kill Bill and Dean Cain's man parts that would bore you reading it, so let's just say I have a zebra icon on other sites and move on.... Trying to even up the male/female ratio by doing two females at once? EEWWWWWWW!!!
Well, I'm confused. But I laughed a lot. One thing is for sure though. Lemons are one of my biggest polical issues as well. Bars keep putting lemons in my beers and it's not cool. #14 - Posted by: AlaskaNick on July 26, 2007 02:57 PMWell, I'm confused. But I laughed a lot. One thing is for sure though. Lemons are one of my biggest polical issues as well. Bars keep putting lemons in my beers and it's not cool. #15 - Posted by: AlaskaNick on July 26, 2007 02:57 PMMethinks Shimauma and Moonbunny oughta guest blog here sometime. That was real grade-A teh Funny! #16 - Posted by: HKpistole on July 26, 2007 04:48 PMI still want to be profiled, if only because it'll make me feel cool. I'm glad to read about Shimauma, cause I think she kicks butt! More wimmin in the profiles, please : ) #17 - Posted by: Anna V. on July 26, 2007 07:19 PMPost a comment
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