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July 26, 2007
Samurai vs. Monkey: Daily Kos
Posted by Frank J. at 12:11 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (15)

Is Daily Kos a hate site as O'Reilly contends or is it a mainstream Democratic site as Markos Zuniga says? To find out, here are the opinions of noted right-wing pundit Musashi and left-wing pundit Scary Evil Monkey.

The Daily Kos Is a Hate Site
By Musashi

 Many people have fought valiantly and lost their lives in the defense of the freedom of speech, but if any of them had ever seen the Daily Kos, they would lay down their arms and say, "Oh, enemies of America, come take this crap from me." Daily Kos does not honor the first amendment; it dishonors it with its moronic conspiracy talk and its visceral, toothless hatred. Yelling "FIRE!" in a crowded theater is not protected speech, and neither should it be protected to yell extremely retarded things while others are trying to watch a movie. This is Daily Kos, and it must be ended to honor the first amendment.

 Some say all should be left to talk, even the foolish for they may one day say something wise. Obviously, one who would say this has never seen the foolishness that is the Daily Kos. It has less chance of producing something intelligent than a thousand monkey at a thousand typewriter. It itself is feces covered monkeys at keyboards, pounding away at their keyboards all day for they are too useless to do anything else. We are all dumber for their existence. It should not be tolerated.

 Daily Kos should be shut down and everyone who participated on it will be forbidden from speaking again having now lost their freedom of speech in their stupidity. Any politician who thought so little of America as to actually patronize the fools from Kos should be run out of office and run out of the country; they are no longer Americans. If anyone from the Daily Kos dares try speaking again, he will be thrown down a well and the top will be sealed with a large rock so no human shall ever hear his voice. Perhaps when driven mad from having only themselves to listen to their insane prattle, they will kill themselves and thus, for once in their life, do something useful.

The Daily Kos Is Mainstream
By Scary Evil Monkey

dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jues! u tink u is samrt wons? do u not see poll numbers for yer savior boosh? hee has 25%. dis meens dat 75% OF AMERICA WANTS TO EET UR EYEBALLS AN TURN DEM INTO POO AND THROW DE POO AT U!!!! dat manestreem opinyun now, u dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jues!

dis is opinyun of kos site. dey samrt site. dey all for eeting eyeballs. dis not hate. dis wut samrt peepul doo. der sum disagreement, tho. many at kos like to eet de poo stead of throwing it. i not agree wit dat but i got troll rated wen i say wee shud throw poo an not eet it. I NOT TROLL! U SUPPOSED TO THROW POO AN NOT EET IT KOS STOOPIDS! maybe sum problum der on open debate but we doo all agree on eeting ur eyeballs. much open discussion on dat topic. very intelleegent.

so u dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jues shud stop calling kos hate site when it samrt site of manestreem thot. we majoritee now. so be redy for wen WE EET UR EYEBALLS AN TURN DEM INTO POO AN SUM EET DAT POO WHILE I THROW DAT POO AT U!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

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15 Responses To "Samurai vs. Monkey: Daily Kos"

I don't want my eyeballs eaten. Nor do I want poo to be thrown at me.

It is going to be a looooong election cycle.

#1 - Posted by: JamesT on July 26, 2007 12:39 PM

I realize I may not be the FIRST to comment, but I bet I'm the FIRST to get popcorn sucked into my nasal cavity because I thought it was safe to read this while eating popcorn.

I think the only thing that would make this funnier would be comments from Kim Jong Il, but then you'd have a dead collections rep on your conscience after I have a heart attack for ROFLMAO.

#2 - Posted by: shimauma on July 26, 2007 12:50 PM

Please give us feedback so we here at IMAO can serve your needs better.

Well my drink could use a refill.

#3 - Posted by: Chris on July 26, 2007 01:12 PM

[OT]
FrankJ... Came across this on Hot Air and immediately thought of IMAO.

You can count out the french on helping to nuke the Moon, they wouldn't be able to find it... Never mind, the french already surrendered to the Moon right?

This is still hilarious! http://hotair.com/archives/2007/07/26/video-french-bashing-made-easy/#comment-588522

#4 - Posted by: Swinehound on July 26, 2007 01:16 PM

Musashi ran rings around that monkey.

#5 - Posted by: Matty G on July 26, 2007 01:57 PM

I'm pretty sure that Scary Evil Monkey was also cross-posting at wonkette.com as well.

But it is easy to recognize the advantages of a liberal (i.e., left-wing) education.

#6 - Posted by: John on July 26, 2007 02:08 PM

The monkey makes some interesting points, but I'll have to side with the Samurai on this one.

#7 - Posted by: Sithmonkey on July 26, 2007 03:05 PM

Scary Evil Monkey makes many good points.

Especially about you being dumb, stupid, hillbilly, neo-con joos!

But throw poo instead of eating it?

Why would anyone want to waste such tasty...um, waste?

It's free, it's progressive, and it's green.

At least mine is, when I'm sick.

Heretic! Infidel! I hope they banned you for all eternity for posting that!

Oh, well. Time to go to the little monkey's room - lunch-time, you know.

Hail Satan!

(and Ron Paul)

Monkey Faced Liberal

#8 - Posted by: Monkey Faced Liberal on July 26, 2007 04:00 PM

As a frequent Kos poster, I hope this doesn't get me banned, but I agree with Scary Evil Monkey. Poo is not for eating! However, Scary Evil Monkey and I differ on what to do with said poo.

Did you know that poo makes a wonderful hair gel? My Johnny uses it every day, and look at his beautiful mane! Although, it's hard to get a good picture with all the flies. Still, it's free. Even all you little, poor people in the other America can use it and be just like my Johnny!

John Edwards 2008 - His head's up his ass for a good reason!

#9 - Posted by: Elizabeth Edwards on July 26, 2007 04:07 PM

Musashi beat the Scary Evil Monkey like a bad habit! Scary Evil Monkey is Musashi's biatch after this exhange!

#10 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on July 26, 2007 04:08 PM

I hate to post another conspiracy theory here, but I'm beginning to think that Scary Evil Monkey is in reality not an actual monkey.

#11 - Posted by: Son of Bob on July 26, 2007 06:13 PM

I think that monkey sounds waaaaaaay to intelligent to be siding with the Kos Kids... the monkey sounds sane and logical compaired to them.

#12 - Posted by: Anna V. on July 26, 2007 07:14 PM

So....

When can we expect Evil Monkey to have is OWN blog?

I really really want to have the "dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jues" Blog Tee Shirt.

#13 - Posted by: KeithP on July 26, 2007 07:59 PM

Has anyone noticed that Scary Evil Monkey types exactly like a caption from lolterizt?

#14 - Posted by: silaSmarreD on July 27, 2007 03:19 PM

Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that you never see both Ron Paul AND the evil scary monkey at the same time?

#15 - Posted by: Fast Eddie on July 27, 2007 05:43 PM
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