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July 27, 2007
Ronin Profiles: Jonag
* * * * What's the story behind your name? Total inspiration. My first name is Jona (pronounced "John-uh") and my last name starts with G. [Still more clever than "Frank J." -Ed.] Where do you live? I live in Gilbert, Arizona (about 20 minutes from Phoenix). We've been her 12 years and really hated it the first 5 years but now realise it's a great place to raise kids so we're staying put. One day I will meet Bob in Feenicks and DesertElephant for a beer in Tempe (whilst wearing our Nuke the Moon shirts) and much hippie bashing will ensue. How old are you? 42 Tell us briefly about yourself. I was born and raised in Portland, Oregon. I have been happily married to Joey for 20 years and we have been blessed with 5 brilliant Rabid Reagan Republicans in the making. I have been homeschooling for over 11 years (including 3 hours of Rush Limbaugh 5 times a week, except when he talks naughty and we have to turn the radio off. I don't want to hear "Mommy, what's a Gorbasm?" just yet.) How much do you hate hippies? A hippie once told my mom to go eff herself. Unfortunately for him he did it in front of my dad and sisters. They seriously effed him up. I wish I had been there. How long have you been reading IMAO? I have been a FrankJ fan since the letter to Michael Moore of April 2003 (although it seems like forever really) What's your favorite IMAO post? My most favoritest post ever is this one: http://www.imao.us/archives/000882.html The IMW: The Duke vs Stalin. Everybody should go read it. (oh, and #20 on this one: http://www.imao.us/archives/001438.html) What's you favorite political issue? It's a toss-up between the war on terror and border security. I'm concerned that the flood of illegals will undo all my well laid (no pun intended) plans to destroy the democrat party by outbreeding them. I've already produced enough voters to undo all of my liberal sister's family's votes and still have 3 conservative votes left! Everyone should be doing their part. Do you ever wish you could control fire with your mind? Only when I'm flying over San Francisco. * * * * If you commented that you want to be included before, you're still in the running. You can also comment in this post; just make sure you fill in your e-mail on the comment form (only I can see it so you don't have to worry about getting spam). Eventually we'll get to everyone. Thanks to everyone who has participated so far! 25 Responses To "Ronin Profiles: Jonag"
good riddance to stuck up goptard hoes portland is better off with out you and your goptardian trash one by one we love seeing you leave #1 - Posted by: johnny huck on July 27, 2007 06:47 PMMr.Huck is a little hostile. Another East Valley dude... sweet. Mesa in the hizzouse, yo. #3 - Posted by: Exurban Jon on July 27, 2007 07:21 PMYou are lucky to have escaped the "People's Republic" of Portland. I am unfortunately still here. I still have to endure the left-tards protesting in Pioneer Square. Good to hear that you've raised 5 Rushbabies though. #4 - Posted by: No-L on July 27, 2007 07:32 PMI sense an AZ IMAO beer fest in the future. Complete with Nuke The Moon Tees. We'll want to make sure it's in the fall when the libtard flock returns to the shamed halls of ASU. But we should get plenty of practice in before. Gordon Biersch anyone? #5 - Posted by: DesertElephant on July 27, 2007 07:46 PMJonag, I like #13 on that link. #20's pretty cool, too. ;) #6 - Posted by: sarahk on July 27, 2007 07:57 PMWithout any slight to my beloved wife, who is prettier than both of you combined, and I don't say that just because she is pointing that Howitzer she claims is for self defense ... what was I saying? Oh, yeah, 13 and 20 were both very hot. #7 - Posted by: Socrates on July 27, 2007 08:15 PMSarahk, Huck sounds a teensy mite bitter about jonag leaving Portland. I wonder if his wife knows he's concerned about her location and 'stuck up'ness. #9 - Posted by: spacemonkey on July 27, 2007 10:53 PMJonag, Good interview. It was cool to read thse old posts you referred to, which were before I found IMAO. And I agree with Desert Elephant. We need a beer blast in Phoenix. Yes I live in Colorado, but I'm always up for a road trip. We'll toast johnny huck in his quest to find all those standard gramatical practices that seem to have been lost to him through decades of bong resin and crappy folk music. Oh, and I hope he finds a really cool new way to refer to conservatives. What do you bet it's a clever play on words? I'm giddy with anticipation. #10 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on July 28, 2007 12:02 AMDon't tell me you cracked my super-sophisticated code and figured out where I live. #11 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on July 28, 2007 12:53 AMThat's ok Bob, no one will ever figure out your real first name actually one that starts with an "R". Has anyone told Johnny Huck that smoking dope contributes to his carbon footprint? His brain cells are already a lost cause of course, but Mother Earth cries every time he smokes a joint. #12 - Posted by: Dodsfall on July 28, 2007 08:13 AMI've already produced enough voters to undo all of my liberal sister's family's votes and still have 3 conservative votes left! Everyone should be doing their part. LOL! And don't you find what's really amazing about raising kids conservative is that it STICKS with them. I've found more converted dems to republican than the other way around and it all comes out that "they grew up" and found out their parents hippie ways just didn't make sense. I like the idea of the IMAO convention in Tempe!! makes me want to move back down there more than ever!! Hey my whole family is from Gilbert, Great place we moved there when the pop. was 4000. It's changed a little since then pop. over 100,000! I live in Denver now. Keep up the good work with those kids. #14 - Posted by: RANDY ADAMS on July 28, 2007 11:26 AMThanks everybody! Bob, I used what I learned from Hooked on Fonix to figure out your undisclosed location. #15 - Posted by: jonag on July 28, 2007 11:42 AMThanks for the archive tip, Jonag! Loved the Duke/Stalin bit. However, there was a google ad on top that read "John Wayne Autopsy". That's morbid. "Stalin Autopsy" would have been funny. And only slightly more loaded with B.S. than "Alien Autopsy". #16 - Posted by: will.see on July 28, 2007 04:49 PMAlmost forgot - Jonny, Portland is a proper noun. It should be capitalized. Punctuation is always a nice touch as well. I'm guessing you were an education major at whatever pointless lefty kollige you went to. #17 - Posted by: will.see on July 28, 2007 04:59 PMGod bless you Jonag. I think I have tears in my eyes... #18 - Posted by: HerrMorgenholz on July 28, 2007 09:27 PMWas raised across the river from Portland, left in 1961. unfortunately, the first comment is typical of the morons who now run the place. it is a suburb of San Francisco much to the distress of my relatives who still live there. Funny thing, i dont really think they have Moderates there, they are either off the wall libs or skin heads. (Jona G) Jona G Jona G You live in the land of free dumb guys like me. It's too bad you're married and a mother so just think of me as a IMAO brother. :) p.s. supply your own melody, but think "You Are My Sunshine" #20 - Posted by: Bill...errr...Bob Clinton on July 29, 2007 03:39 PMDo you have a list of people in the queue for profiling, Frank? It's be nice to know. #21 - Posted by: MegaTroopX on July 29, 2007 04:44 PMThis is getting to be one of my favorite features...I think that's a compliment. #22 - Posted by: Gunga on July 30, 2007 10:05 AMWell I guess I'll quit thinking "Joe-nag" when I see jonag now. John-Ahhh Gee #23 - Posted by: spacemonkey on July 30, 2007 10:08 AMSpacemonkey, All this time I thought was Jonah Goldberg... #25 - Posted by: Gunga on July 30, 2007 01:22 PMPost a comment
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