July 28, 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
John Edwards does not fear the mafia, because he knows that if they ever put a hit out on him, he can just cry his way out of it.
Haha Harvey. Edwards would think: " He's hitting on me, if I'm lucky I might be his girlfriend."
Whenever John Edwards hears one of the Boys saying, "Aaaaaayy" or "Oooooohh," it affirms in his mind, that he's still got a luscious tushy.
*gag*choke*spit*cough*
whew!
Where he comes from, "getting whacked" means something entirely different. So does "stool pigeon."
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA