I'm thinking #2 could be:

For every leftist action there is a much more powerful reaction from Fred Thompson.

I hate to break it to you, but the Fred Facts are getting old. In fact, the fact that they're getting old has gotten old. I'm even thinking that the fact that the fact they've gotten old has gotten old has gotten old. Pretty soon, even that will have gotten old. I'm not sure that at any point along the way they've experienced an uptick in funnitude. And don't pretend that they're like neutrons impacting a nucleus actually causing an increase in energy release as they slow down, because I'm not buying your tricky wave-not-particle analogies!

Actions taken by Fred Thompson are permenent and have no opposite reaction. If Fred Thompson pushes you into a wall, you don't bouce off of it. You STAY imbedded in the wall until a good samaritan comes along and prys you out. Just don't tell them how you got there. They'll figure Fred Thompson put you there for a good reason.
Fred Thompson!

Newtons Laws are actually:

1. An object in motion will remain in motion unless acted upon by a net
2. Force equals mass multiplied by acceleration.
3. To every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Applied to Fred Thompson, these laws become:

1. An uniformed person will remain uninformed unless acted upon by Fred Thompson.
2. Political Force equals truth multiplied by Fred Thompson.
3. To every Fred Thompson action, there is an unequal but opposite reaction from the liberal media.

Cheers,
Jim

Why can't you accept Fred is gone...His background with the pro-islamist campaign manager is huge red flag....rudy is our only hope all that is between hill and us.

You forgot that when Fred kicks your butt, said butthole becomes a Black Hole.

CK Macleod, you are incorrect, The Daily Fred Facts are why I keep coming back to this site.

[I'd hope there might be a few other reasons. -Ed.]

Fred is so tough that like all of America's toughest guys, he never served in the military.

twisted_color,
Non sequiturs never follow, followers never say quit.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NEWTON'S FOURTH LAW:
For every sissy, there is a woman's compact and a beautician to spray his hair.

While viewing this post, I can't help but wonder about the ad right below it. Image is the url.

Even though he's never played one on tv, in real life, Fred Thompson is a phony and a coward.
Doesn't strike me as terribly intelligent, either.

Man... looks like the Ronulans are out in force. Guess they got all fired up by YouTube and the Shrill, whiny trumpeting of the American Wingnut that is their call to arms.