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August 01, 2007
Ronin Profiles: Dr. Phat Tony
* * * * What's the story behind your name? Stupid army nickname. My army buddies and I were sitting my room watching the Simpson (the episode that Bart was a bartender for the mob) and since my last name shortened is Tony they all thought that having someone named Phat Tony would be cool. I'm sure that it was Fat at one time but the name was modified after people saw the caliber of women I dated. I added the Dr. in front after some weirdo in your comment section (here) claimed to have a doctorate in some miniscule scope of science to give his wacko ideas more weight. Where do you live? I live in North Alabama. About 6 hour drive from Spacemonkey land. How old are you? 29 Tell us briefly about yourself. Just a guy who joined the Army as an infantryman and got lucky enough to serve as a long range surveillance soldier. I had to go all the way to Germany and be stationed there to meet my Polish wife. Exactly how phat are you? It depends on how cold the water is. How long have you been reading IMAO? I've been reading IMAO since 2003. Had seen an ad for your Know thy enemy t-shirts and looked you up. What's your favorite IMAO post? I really loved the IMAO Podcasts. Whatever happened to those things? I bet it's Spacemonkeys fault, or the token Jooooooo. Ever wish you had claws like Wolverine? I always thought Beyonder was the coolest Marvel character. I'm all about being omnipotent. * * * * If you commented that you want to be included before, you're still in the running. You can also comment in this post; just make sure you fill in your e-mail on the comment form (only I can see it so you don't have to worry about getting spam). Eventually we'll get to everyone. Thanks to everyone who has participated so far! 12 Responses To "Ronin Profiles: Dr. Phat Tony"
I guess another interesting thing is my broken finger has made me unable to answer all the questions. [Whoops. IMAO needs more quality controls. Fixed. -Ed.] #2 - Posted by: Dr. Phat Tony on August 1, 2007 09:04 PMVisited that old post. Damn, JimmyB was on fire back then. #3 - Posted by: a4g on August 1, 2007 09:45 PMExactly how phat are you? It depends on how cold the water is. OMGROFLMAO!!!! Funniest. Reply. EVER! Ever wish you had claws like Wolverine? I always thought Beyonder was the coolest Marvel character. I'm all about being omnipotent. Only my Benevolent Overlord Kal El is truly omnipotent, but thanks for trying, Wolverine is just too cute. #4 - Posted by: shimauma on August 1, 2007 10:20 PMGotta agree with Shimauma, that was an awesome rejoinder. So the broken finger has reduced you to one finger typing? Most humans have ten fingers. Although, for the sake of full disclosure, I use two or three on a good day. My typing skills went whoosh right out the window looooong ago. #5 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on August 1, 2007 11:55 PMThe Beyonder is LAME! Just kidding. I just picked up the Secret Wars trade to read on my flight to Osaka on Monday. Although I do think Thanos was pretty badass when he had the rings during the Infinity Gauntlet... #6 - Posted by: NMUSpidey on August 2, 2007 08:49 AMDr. Phat - That was good humor...but who the freakin' A was/is/will be Beyonder? Sorry, I'm old...the Beast in my X-Men wasn't even blue yet. "Spacemonkey land" sounds like a place with low-budget rides that end in bodily injury...my kinda place! #7 - Posted by: Gunga on August 2, 2007 09:32 AMThey have cheap production math rock playing at Spacemonkey land, along with right foot rollercoaster, and the fungus ferris wheel. #8 - Posted by: Dr. Phat Tony on August 2, 2007 10:48 AMThey have cheap production math rock playing at Spacemonkey land, along with right foot rollercoaster, and the fungus ferris wheel. Tickets are available wherever tickets are sold. #9 - Posted by: spacemonkey on August 2, 2007 11:17 AMSo the broken finger has reduced you to one finger typing? Most humans have ten fingers. did he ever kill that goat? #11 - Posted by: DixieKraut on August 2, 2007 10:18 PMPost a comment
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