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August 07, 2007
When You See This Face, Hang Your Head in Shame
Oh, here's an idea! I think it should replace the donkey as the symbol of the Democrat Party. Since a donkey sometimes does hard work, it's really not a good symbol for them. I think Hello Kitty is a much better symbol since it's cute and pointless. The Democrats are merely pointless, but the cuteness of the symbol gives them something to aspire to. 18 Responses To "When You See This Face, Hang Your Head in Shame"
Didn't John Edwards propose this already? Or did he want the symbol changed to Hello Johnny since that would have been more adorable? #1 - Posted by: Matty G on August 7, 2007 10:44 AMI dunno, there's just something very poetic about having an ass represent the Democrats... #2 - Posted by: Rick on August 7, 2007 10:56 AMI don't know how a party that supports drug legalization, abortions, Iraqi genocide, voting rights for criminals, promiscuity and perversity could ever be called "cute". A better symbol for them would be a blowfish. But the ass works too. Any more helpful suggestions? #4 - Posted by: reality intrudes on August 7, 2007 11:13 AMmaybe only the south side of a north facing donkey would be more appopriate #5 - Posted by: spacemonkey on August 7, 2007 11:23 AMI think Mr. Hankey would be more appropriate. It represents not only the value of their party and ideas, but what they use for brains as well. #7 - Posted by: Master Shake on August 7, 2007 11:30 AMI think Matty G needs to stop perpetuating the stereotype that Edwards is adorable. Effeminate, yes. Adorable no. The whole trial lawyer thing negates that. As for a new Dhimmicrat logo, an ostrich with its head buried would be more apropos. Either that or a logo of a real ass. Cheeks, crack and all. #8 - Posted by: DesertElephant on August 7, 2007 11:36 AMI dunno, there's just something very poetic about having an ass represent the Democrats... My thoughts exactly, Rick..... #10 - Posted by: CCHEMuse on August 7, 2007 12:09 PMI agree with Master Shake. "Howdy-Ho!" should be the DNC's official slogan. #11 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 7, 2007 01:22 PMBut adorable is Edwards's strongest issue. Let's face it, there are two Americas: The adorable America and the un-adorable America. All those $400 haircuts were to learn more about the un-adorable America. John Edwards: United for an adorable America #12 - Posted by: Matty G on August 7, 2007 01:23 PMHow about we take the suggestions of two great bloggers here, Master Shake & Desert Elephant; How does an ostrich with it's head buried IN an ass's ass sound? Me thinks Frank J has a new logo for the blue states. #13 - Posted by: Casper the Friendly Host on August 7, 2007 02:10 PMI think Mr. Hankey would be more appropriate. It represents not only the value of their party and ideas, but what they use for brains as well. Posted by: Master Shake They'd never adopt it... Someone would remember that Mr. Hankey was originally from the Christmas episode, and declare him a religious figure. #14 - Posted by: BigJohn on August 7, 2007 02:20 PMHow does an ostrich with it's head buried IN an ass's ass sound? Now that's excellent. It even includes their deviant sexual practices. #15 - Posted by: Master Shake on August 7, 2007 02:28 PMI'm ready to change. Hello Kitty isn't pointless. Is is an incredibly powerful brand and symbol. It has has become a symbol of wealth I do believe Casper may have hit it directly. Good on you mate. Now who had the Graphic Design skills to make this into a kick ass t-shirt? Preferably a 3/4 sleeve baseball tee, because I love those things. #17 - Posted by: DesertElephant on August 7, 2007 07:35 PMAs for fem kitch being a mark of shame, I've often thought that Israel could have stopped the intafada in a weekend if instead of using rubber bullets, they'd used glue guns and dropped pink feather boas. "How does an ostrich with it's head buried IN an ass's ass sound?" Post a comment
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