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August 08, 2007
Doing the Job Americans Won't Do... Namely Blowing Up America
Posted by Frank J. at 12:54 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (18)

It's the worst fear of conservatives: Terrorists are joining forces with illegal immigrants. Islamic extremists are partnering with Mexican drug smugglers to help smuggles weapons and funds into America.

But let's focus on amnesty before securing the border.

Note to Mexican Drug Smugglers: Please check to make sure who you are working with is actually a Mexican and not an Arab terrorist posing as a Mexican. You people should be a lot better and spotting fake Mexicans than we are. Come on!

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18 Responses To "Doing the Job Americans Won't Do... Namely Blowing Up America"

If the Mexican drug smugglers were smart, they would approach the government and offer assistance.

#1 - Posted by: Sir Andrew on August 8, 2007 12:59 PM

I need to email this to a friend of mine, who stated in an argument years ago that such a thing would never happen.

Except that when I hit the link, I got a CNN story on who's ahead in the polls. Was that supposed to happen?

#2 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 8, 2007 01:11 PM

"to help smuggle ... funds into America" ? That's because all our spare cash is held by the Chinese who are threatening to dump it and kill the dollar (also a big story today).

#3 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 8, 2007 01:19 PM

They're not very good at it. Older mexican women would speak spanish to my wife, then get mad that she doesn't speak it. I guess they hate it when other mexicans don't know spanish. (She's half Korean)

I always thought it was common sense that illegal activities, such as drug smuggling, downloading illegal MP3s, and jay walking funded terrorist operations.

#4 - Posted by: ChrisA on August 8, 2007 01:22 PM

*Will the Arab migrant workers know they need to pick the oranges & avacados and place them into the basket or will they think the pin is pulled and lob them like grenades?

*What would a falafel burrito taste like?

*Would the Arab migrant worker start shooting back on Cinco De Mayo?

*Do you wear the sombrero OVER the towel or UNDER?

*Maybe Al Queda should just hire the current illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do-like blowing up other Americans.

#5 - Posted by: Casper the Friendly Host on August 8, 2007 01:34 PM

Well if they start strapping bombs to the Mexicans all we have to do is start collecting groups of them and "bang", that's less illegals to push back across the border.

I wish I didn't feel like that would be a good thing, but since we can't seem to get them to stop coming here having them blow themselves up seems to be the next logical step. That makes me really uncomfortable, safer maybe, but uncomfortable just the same.

#6 - Posted by: seanmahair on August 8, 2007 01:55 PM

AlanBBQ - So who's ahead in the polls...Mexicans or terrorists?

#7 - Posted by: Gunga on August 8, 2007 01:56 PM

Like this is a freaking surprise..

Wasn't this even in some Tom Clancy book?

#8 - Posted by: KeithP on August 8, 2007 02:10 PM

Who wants to bet that Venezuela would be more than willing to be a staging area for Islamic cells? It's been reported that there have been al Qaeda operatives in South America already, so the road through Mexico (and thereby to the US) is probably already mapped out.

Maybe it's just a matter of time. Unless we just go to town on South American governments who are hostile to the US and willing to "do business" with terrorists.

Barry Obama said during that EweTube debate that he'd meet with world leaders openly hostile to the United States during his first year as president. That'll make me feel SOOO much safer...

#9 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 8, 2007 02:12 PM

Gunga-

Heh. Ask me that after the '08 elections.

#10 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 8, 2007 02:14 PM

KeithP: I don't know because I don't read Tom Clancy books, but I could see this one coming as soon as they arrested Jose Padilla. In fact I'm surprised it took the terrorists this long to get in bed with the drug cartels.

#11 - Posted by: Wacky Hermit on August 8, 2007 03:24 PM

"Please check to make sure who you are working with is actually a Mexican and not an Arab..."
Difference?

#12 - Posted by: sluggo on August 8, 2007 06:04 PM

You know, back in the day, the Aztecs would have made every attempt to sacrifice these interlopers to the Sun God.

...I guess the greasy little savages learned from the conquistidors that aiding and abetting a potential threat against a common enemy is a better way to go.

#13 - Posted by: Mel "Sugar Teets" Gibson on August 8, 2007 06:17 PM

Keith is close. I think the Arab terrorists in Sum of All Fears came across as OTM illegals. Don't quote me on that.

#14 - Posted by: DesertElephant on August 8, 2007 06:20 PM

Dang. It was sum of all fears. Ben Affleck where are you!!!????

#15 - Posted by: KeithP on August 8, 2007 07:03 PM

What is this? Racism and fear mongering in one post? Way to go, consolidation!

And you have to be kidding me you found that to be news.

#16 - Posted by: gavin d'order on August 9, 2007 12:36 PM

I alway wonder about people who cry racism about Mexicans and Arabs/Muslims.

They aren't races.

But, I guess if all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.

#17 - Posted by: spacemonkey on August 9, 2007 01:11 PM

Remember gavin, terrorist is a race now, too. And if the implication of the story doesn't scare you just a little bit, then you're obviously high.

#18 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 9, 2007 04:18 PM
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