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August 08, 2007
I'm Against Both Globes and Warming
Apparently global warming is making Gaia angry so now she's hitting us with volcanoes and earthquakes. What a stupid bitch. With all the stuff people blame on global warming these days, have they have ever considered the fact that so many people aren't convinced global warming is a serious problem may be the fault of global warming? Don't blames us for thinking all your science on this subject is BS; blame global warming. 13 Responses To "I'm Against Both Globes and Warming"
I am Woman hear me roar. #1 - Posted by: Lily on August 8, 2007 03:46 PMjawa.mu.nu has a great full-length vid debunking Global Warming. It's a must-see. #2 - Posted by: c on August 8, 2007 03:50 PMShe started this war for survival, and now she wants to quit because she's losing?
I blame Global Warming for illegally employing AlGore for the last 7 years. Stupid Global Warming!! #4 - Posted by: blue jean preachin on August 8, 2007 03:59 PMShe started this war for survival, and now she wants to quit because she's losing?
Global warming is junk science by idiot politicians made up to scare morons into demanding higher taxes from schlubs like us so that the "government" can solve global warming. The same guys that have done such a marvelous job with Katrina clean up, Illegal Immigration etc. #6 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on August 8, 2007 04:00 PMApparently, I love trotting out that old Simpsons quote so often that I did it a couple of times. Apologies. #7 - Posted by: greg on August 8, 2007 04:00 PMI think Greg has just experienced a feeling of Dej-Apu. #8 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on August 8, 2007 05:15 PMI like globes. Especially round, firm ones. I especially like them when they are warm. Simple manipulation can make them warm even more. So what exactly is the problem? #9 - Posted by: Jay on August 8, 2007 05:23 PMThe Vice President of the Newark Chapter of the "End of the World" Sandwich Board Makers (EWSBM) has dispatched a letter to Bill McGuire and former Vice President Al Gore requesting they refrain from using such strident and preposterous global warming claims "as it has demostrated a drop in membership in recent years." VP Kyle "Dude" Johanssen stated in an off-camera interview, "Al is just killin' us, man. When we strut our "End of the World" signs, we believe. But Al's making a mockery of "real" doomsday protests and makin' us all look like turds, man." He also said that Doomsday Board sign sales have plummeted since Al Gore lost in 2000, stating "I used to think it was Bush's fault, but shit...maybe Wal-Mart's hiring." OMG, Bob... that was bad. lol! #11 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 8, 2007 08:18 PMAccording to MSN.com and Bin Laden, 9/11 was also caused by us and global warming: To quote Bin Laden: "You have destroyed nature with your industrial waste and gases, more than any other country. Despite this, you refuse to sign the Kyoto agreement so that you can secure the profit of your greedy companies and industries." http://www.slate.com/id/2171752/?gt1=10346 #12 - Posted by: code3 on August 9, 2007 05:40 AMThis site is updated occasionally, it's a (semi-)complete list of the things caused by global worming. Post a comment
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