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August 08, 2007
Ronin Profiles: hwy93
* * * * What's the story behind your name? Hwy93 is the main street of Liberty. Where do you live? Liberty, South Carolina. Not sure what the population is but the whole town can fit in the high school football stadium. How old are you? Just turned 43. Tell us briefly about yourself. Recently remarried, just celebrated our 2 month anniversary. It was both of our second time around. She had three boys and a girl and I had three girls and a boy, so now we have four of each. Only six are still at home but four of them are teenagers. Fun Fact: Our Moms set us up. So naturally I had to stalk her before our first date to make sure she wasn't heinous. You do NOT want to trust your mom's opinion on whether or not a girl is hot. Why do you think liberals' faces resemble those of monkeys? My theory is that it's due to the amount of time liberals spend looking at the monkeys on the evolutionary ladder one rung above them. How long have you been reading IMAO? approx 4 to 5 years. What's your favorite IMAO post? "SuperEgo" and "In My World." SuperEgo would make a great movie. What's you favorite political issue? Since Lindsey Grahmnasty is my senator it's illegal Immigration the GWOT and getting rid of Lindsey Graham. If you had flying battle armor like Iron Man, how awesome would that be? It would be the most awesome ever! I would however have a bottle opener and a sound system installed. That way when I wasn't doing pointlessly vicious things to bad people like terrorists or Lindsey Graham, everyone would want me to come to their parties. * * * * If you commented that you want to be included before, you're still in the running. You can also comment in this post; just make sure you fill in your e-mail on the comment form (only I can see it so you don't have to worry about getting spam). Eventually we'll get to everyone. Thanks to everyone who has participated so far! 14 Responses To "Ronin Profiles: hwy93"
Damn... That's a houseful. Lindsey Graham is a terizt. A man with a woman's name should never be trusted. #2 - Posted by: No-L on August 8, 2007 06:56 PMWow. Now THAT is optimistic, hwy93 - combining two families. The best of success to you both and all your children! Hope you all are surviving the heat wave that is all over the news. 107 ? #3 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 8, 2007 06:58 PMApparently, hwy93 wants flying battle armor with boobs. #5 - Posted by: markwark on August 8, 2007 07:09 PMAAARGH. Who's a boob, now? #6 - Posted by: markwark on August 8, 2007 07:10 PMNow THAT is impressive markwark. Jimmy, We're using the AC and staying inside. Stupid Global warming happens this time every year. It'll break soon it's suppose to be back in the 80's to low 90's in a couple of days. Two kids in football one cross country and one marching band are suffering in practice right now. #7 - Posted by: hwy93 on August 8, 2007 07:20 PMHwy, if all those chiles be riflemen(women), you could invade, occupy and rule France AND Belgium. Then you'd totally rule the EU. You could use their money to make a suit of Flying battle armor with a can opener and sound system too! #8 - Posted by: DesertElephant on August 8, 2007 07:21 PMYou know, DesertElephant had the greatest suggestion the other night...a pub get together for RONIN. I'm not a RONIN (yet), but I think the idea warrants an honorable mention from the master, Frank J. How about it Frank? Plans for a "RONIN REUNION?" Am I the only one who thinks about "like minds?" I'd like a country full of them instead of those sorry, uninformed people on the Koz. We need a podium-pounding, "I paid for that microphone" version of Fred Thompson to step up REAL SOON NOW. #9 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 8, 2007 07:39 PMGood to meet ya HWY93....congrats big time on your recent nuptuals - me & mine wish you many, many years of wedded bliss! #10 - Posted by: CCHEMuse on August 8, 2007 09:16 PMHwy93 - good luck on the football sons (no knee, hip, hand, elbo or foot injuries!). My Army chopper pilot son played football in HS. Ouch! (hip and hand). Stay cool and stay posting! ~Jim #11 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 8, 2007 09:33 PMMy theory is that it's due to the amount of time liberals spend looking at the monkeys on the evolutionary ladder one rung above them. EWWWW monkey butt!!! Good metaphor, you gotz ritin' skillz, ur in! Welcome Ronin. Sounds more like Bender than Iron Man. Congratulations on the recent blessed event. I, for one, would like to toast your nuptuals. Woody (cringing): Ooooooh! that smarts! #13 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on August 9, 2007 12:06 AMCongrats hwy93! And I have to agree with PaleoMedic, however I think Iron Man and Bender would get along just fine so long as there was a ready supply of booze. #14 - Posted by: Trigger on August 9, 2007 01:15 PMPost a comment
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