NO! You're creepy! No...wait...you were right the first time...never mind.
Excellent! Hey would he say crap?
"You're creepy"
OH YEAH MITT ROMNEY? WELL SO'S YOUR FACE!!!
This ad has allowed me to experience what flossing my nostrils with Spaghetti is like. Oddly refreshing.
Notice how peeple are increasingly staying away from commenting on these video shorts? Maybe it's because they're visualizing Mitt in shorts on that beach with that creepy voice of his. But I kind of like Mitt - in an old fashioned, stiff back, plucked eyebrows, creepy sort of Mormon way. Hey! He's definitely better than Hillary or Obamination.
Don't stop! Frank, these videos are among the funniest things on your site, right up there with the Snowman's muttered asides during meetings with GWB in "In My World."