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August 09, 2007
God's A'ight
Lately there's been like all these atheist books about how God is stupid and bad, and then religious people have books about how God is awesome and cool, but no one ever says stuff like, "Yeah, God's okay... but He's not HDTV." God's just someone everyone seems to either love or hate. I wonder how God treats atheists after they die; that has to be awkward: GOD: Behold! It is I! And if God does look like Morgan Freeman, that's really going to suck for members of the Ku Klux Klan. That's why you have to be careful what you believe and who you associate with, because otherwise the day you die could be a pretty bad day. 20 Responses To "God's A'ight"
"It's Good" #1 - Posted by: Ron Rockstar on August 9, 2007 10:40 AMMe and the old man are gonna have it out when I expire, but I'm hoping we can sip on some brandy when it's all said and done. "But I could find no proof that you existed." That's why you have to be careful what you believe and who you associate with, because otherwise the day you die could be a pretty bad day. Frank J - Is this why you won't get behind a Ronin reunion? #4 - Posted by: Bitchy Non-Ronin on August 9, 2007 11:28 AMTo quote Homer" "What if we picked the wrong religion? Every week we're just making God madder and madder". I'm pretty much counting on Him (if He exists) having a sense of humor. Otherwise? Well, see you in Hell. Frank J - Is this why you won't get behind a Ronin reunion? This is a bit reminiscent of Bruce Jay Friedman's play "Steambath", in which God is a Puerto Rican steambath attendant. Good play. #6 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on August 9, 2007 11:48 AMVeeshir, all people who come here are RONIN. So Bitchy Non-Ronin can change their name to "Bitchy Ronin" and come to the reunion. Oh, and..."What does God need with a Starship?" -Captain Kirk. #7 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 9, 2007 11:53 AMIt takes a lot of hubris on man's part to state that he doesn't believe that the Creator exists. We will find out that He does indeed... #8 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on August 9, 2007 01:01 PM//...otherwise the day you die could be a pretty bad day.// As opposed to what, it being one of those really fun days? #9 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 9, 2007 01:34 PMJimmy - You are wrong! I am Samurai! Why do you dishonor me? #10 - Posted by: Bitchy Non-Ronin on August 9, 2007 01:50 PMThen you are a mindless slave of your shogun, thus unworthy of honor. #11 - Posted by: DesertElephant on August 9, 2007 02:57 PMJesus is just alright with me... I dont care what they may say... When I die, I'll be hanging out in Purgatory with all of my Irish buddies, playing poker & drinking whiskey.... Jesus, he's my friend; Jesus, He's my friend "May you be in Heaven an hour before the Devil even knows you're dead. How to keep in touch with your Father -Knee mail. (it's bad but true none the less) #14 - Posted by: seanmahair on August 9, 2007 04:05 PMOh God, ussjimmycarter. "hubris n: exaggerated pride or self-confidence often resulting in retribution." You mean like the kind GOD dishes out? And Bitchy...I just thought you'd feel better and be less, well, bitchy! Gusiamus, or something, to you that serve. RONIN! #15 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 9, 2007 04:33 PM seanmahair, you took the words out of my mouth, er... keyboard. When I go I hope to goto the Irish Heaven, like in the Simpson's. Bid all peace love and understanding. Aw, I was hoping that God would make the atheist sit facing the corner, wearing a big DUNCE cap, for all eternity... ... ... ... ... ... ... #17 - Posted by: everydayjoe on August 9, 2007 05:16 PMAn old Steve Martin bit. The athiest dies and heaven is full of angels with harps, pearly gates, the whole bit. " Oh, wow! In collage they told us this was all bullshit!. Well, I'll just go on in and... "Dear friends, let us love one another, for love comes from God. Everyone who loves has been born of God and knows God. Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love." 1Jn4:7&8 Seems to exclude the option of middle ground. GOD: I guess, but I don't make the rules. So God is...schizophrenic? That would explain a lot. #20 - Posted by: MegaTroopX on August 11, 2007 11:41 AMPost a comment
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