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August 10, 2007
Ronin Profiles: GEBIV
* * * * What's the story behind your name? It's my initials... plus my number. I'm the 4th GEB. Where do you live? Just outside of Buffalo, NY. And no. It doesn't snow here year-round. How old are you? 33. But I'll be turning 35 about 2 weeks before the next Presidential election. If Fred Thompson doesn't throw his hat in the ring, I'll give some serious thought to running, myself. Tell us briefly about yourself. I'm not tall. I'm single. (Coincidence?) When people compliment me for this hilarious things Harvey wrote, is okay I take credit? I'd be careful about that. I'm pretty sure he knows where you live, and has a working understanding of radioactive materials. How long have you been reading IMAO? Long time. I think, since about when the whole Puppy Blender thing started. What's your favorite IMAO post? Hard to pick a real favorite, although some of the "In My World" episodes have made me laugh so hard I saw spots. What's you favorite political issue? Global Warming. And it really is political, more than scientific. Do you have a website? If so, please tell us briefly about it. I've had There's One, Only! for a while. It used to have lots of humorous stuff about politics and Evil Glenn, back when I was posting stuff for The Alliance roundups. But lately, it's been mostly rants. If you could ask one questions at a Republican presidential debate, what would it be? "Are you going to stand up to Congress and the MSM, and represent Conservative ideals after you're elected, or are you going to stab us in the back like a RINO?" -or- "Boxer's or briefs?" It's a toss-up. * * * * If you commented that you want to be included before, you're still in the running. You can also comment in this post; just make sure you fill in your e-mail on the comment form (only I can see it so you don't have to worry about getting spam). Eventually we'll get to everyone. Thanks to everyone who has participated so far! 19 Responses To "Ronin Profiles: GEBIV"
Ha ha ha, this is why none of the GOP candidates want to do the Youtube debate, because they are afraid of their slobbering morons that comprise the GOP base who would ask questions like this Are you going to stand up to Congress and the MSM, and represent Conservative ideals after you're elected, or are you going to stab us in the back like a RINO? Ooooh, stand up to the media? Wow, you mean you cant go on Faux News and have Chris wallace or Brit "my dead gay son" Hume give you a blowjob while asking questions? Too funny. Oh and Frankie Junior, when are signing up to serve in the army? Seeing how you like to point your little guns at cameras regularly because you are so tough and masculine, why dont you act like a real man and enlist? Hell, they will pay you to shoot at brown skinned people, Frankie and all you have to do is duck repeatedly. [As I've said repeatedly, I'm far too important to spend my days traipsing around the desert hunting brown people. That why I pay taxes so lesser people can do that for me. -Ed.] #1 - Posted by: Michael on August 10, 2007 06:50 PMDon't get baited, Frank. There are lots of people that believe as my son does that: "Guns don't kill people. Helicopter pilots with guns kill people. My son will do it for you - gladly. And I agree, you are too important. The pen CAN BE mightier than the sword. #2 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 10, 2007 06:58 PMHey, where do you live outside of Buffalo? I live right in Getzville. I am actually going to campaign for Congressman Reynolds, he's one of the good ones in NY. I actually go to UB, which has more Liberals than a Hugo Chavez rally. Anyways, its neat to hear that there's another IMAO reader right near here. Heh, maybe I'll have to start commenting more so that I can be part of the Ronin profiles, and Represent for Conservative New York(ers). #3 - Posted by: Canerican on August 10, 2007 07:03 PMAs I've said repeatedly, I'm far too important to spend my days traipsing around the desert hunting brown people. That why I pay taxes so lesser people can do that for me. Exactly what I thought. All talk, no walk. Typical chickenshit. But point your little pea shooters into the camera and look hard. What a punk ass little bitch. [Bah. Like someone like me went to a high school with a bunch of thugs. Don't you have some floors to sweep? -Ed.] #4 - Posted by: Michael on August 10, 2007 07:12 PM[And he's gone. I know some people have extreme anger due to their itty-bitty penises, but please work that out with your psychiatrist and not in the comments of IMAO. -Ed.] #5 - Posted by: Michael on August 10, 2007 07:16 PMHey Michael - go back to high school. It's obvious you didn't finish. #6 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 10, 2007 07:18 PMFrank, you're being very nice. Hat's off. It's why MOST of us visit here often. One just has to love the power of good editors. #7 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 10, 2007 07:23 PMI can't decide if those types are better or Ron Paul supporters. They both make me laugh... What if we pit Michael against a Ron Paul supporter? That would be amazing... I might bust a nut from laughing so hard. #8 - Posted by: Rubeus on August 10, 2007 07:38 PMI know what you mean about that "spots" thing. Usually, though, it applies to older guys (like me?) who laugh a lot. I agree with your choice of presidential candidate - just wish he would announce right now and hurry up and kick some of the other $#it-for-brains. #9 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 10, 2007 07:40 PMHey, where'd he go? He forgot to call you a Nazi... It's not enough to just accuse someone of hunting brown folks; you gotta make sure that you expose their obvious anti-Semitism, too. When Michaela hears the 'UPS' slogan, "What can brown do for you?", does he start ranting about civil rights? Anyway, Good to know how to pronounce your name now (sort of...), GEBIV. But you still didn't at least tell us what your first name is. #10 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 10, 2007 09:08 PMI really like the boxer or briefs question. That is the one I would go with. #11 - Posted by: Elvenbane on August 11, 2007 12:10 AMFirst of all....Pleased to meet you GEB the 4th...sorry some 1010T turned your 15 minutes of fame into their personal show of stupidity.... But - Frank.....I'm trying to see this as you making the snappiest of comebacks to an absolute @$$ - but dude --- this: [As I've said repeatedly, I'm far too important to spend my days traipsing around the desert hunting brown people. That why I pay taxes so lesser people can do that for me. -Ed.]
CCHEMuse. I know Frank didn't mean that literally. Frank's brother is a soldier. #13 - Posted by: spacemonkey on August 11, 2007 01:12 PMYeah. I don't think I could ever accuse Frank of saying that seriously. Typing doesn't have tone, so it can be taken in so many ways. This segment is cool, getting to know the people who regular here. I'll volunteer for this experiment. #14 - Posted by: ChrisA on August 11, 2007 01:32 PMMuse, as is Frank's usual style in responding to leftards, his response was a satirization of what the foul-mouthed retard, michael, sees every Conservative as. #15 - Posted by: DesertElephant on August 11, 2007 08:41 PMJust for the record. I think CCHEMuse once said: "I love my husband, I love my boys, I love my country." Don't think for a second CCHEMuse that Frank doesn't love them also, as a Christian and a patriot. #16 - Posted by: DohXs on August 12, 2007 04:02 PMnot to change the subject, but while it may not snow all year, it does snow at times that it dont snow in the rest of the county. last October on my way to Kentucky, woke up in a dark motel room with 20 inches of snow on the ground and me in shorts and sneakers. I can understand how early settlers might have stumbled on Buffalo, what i cant understand is why they stayed. i am in the process of fleeing NY, as GEBIV must know it is hell being a conservative in NY. Not that are not plenty of us particularly upstate, we are just outnumbered by the nutters downstate. #17 - Posted by: DixieKraut on August 12, 2007 10:08 PMGEBIV - All this time I thought you were just a fan of half the visible spectrum. Too bad the troll hi-jacked the first comment. You deserve better, Ronin. Nice to know more about you. #18 - Posted by: Gunga on August 13, 2007 10:17 AMGunga, I though GEBIV's first name might have been Roy, myself. #19 - Posted by: spacemonkey on August 13, 2007 10:30 AMPost a comment
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