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August 12, 2007
Just Something I've Noticed
Posted by Harvey at 05:07 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (25)

There are certain words that are dead giveaways for liberal propaganda organizations:

"people"
"community"
"movement"
"empowerment"
"world"
"global"
"ecosystem"
"organic"
"tomorrow"
"natural"

But the biggest red flag?

"Voices"

Liberals are always VERY concerned with making sure all "voices" are heard.

You'll note that Conservatives NEVER use the word "voices". They'll say "opinions".

Other people concerned about hearing voices:

* Bag ladies
* Lunatics
* Serial killers

Not saying there's a connection, just noting the similarity.

Although it wouldn't hurt to cross the street if approached by a journalist, just to be on the safe side.

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25 Responses To "Just Something I've Noticed"

So you're saying that an organization that calls itself Vocies for the People's Community Empowering the World's Global Ecosystem for a Naturally Organic Tomorrow just might be a liberal propaganda front?

'Cause they keep asking me for money...

#1 - Posted by: GEBIV on August 12, 2007 05:21 PM

The Voice of Peoples movement of tomorrows global communities for natural, organic empowerment through world ecosystems or VPMTGCNOETWE tells me Vocies for the People's Community Empowering the World's Global Ecosystem for a Naturally Organic Tomorrow is a scam, they aren't real a globoecoenvirocommuno voice for the Democratic front

#2 - Posted by: AR on August 12, 2007 05:30 PM

You'll note that Conservatives NEVER use the word "voices". They'll say "opinions".

Fred: "We've seen today what the voice of the people can do in Washington. Let's hope similar voices can do the same thing for Cuba." Source

Either you are wrong or Frony's a liberal.

#3 - Posted by: Sarcasm Man on August 12, 2007 06:05 PM

You forgot "Bush McHitlerburton Chimpy BlahBlahBlah".

Good point about the voices.

Whereas I am interested in the opinions of others, the only voices I am interested in are those in my head, thankyouverymuch.

Note to libs: One should not externalize these voices. Just sayin'.

Regarding Sarcasm Man's point: (liberal impersonation) Interesting how Fred! thinks the American people have only one voice. Fascist! Now, if we can crown Shrillary! as Queen of the Americas, America can truly and finally have only one voice. (/liberal impersonation)

#4 - Posted by: Muslihoon on August 12, 2007 06:24 PM

Don't forget about "raising awareness". Can't get any group of concerned citizens together without them trying to raise the awareness of the poor ignorant fools around them.

#5 - Posted by: PaulT on August 12, 2007 06:36 PM

I bet Sarc's voice is high-pitched & shrill. At least he's educated about Fred; maybe some of it'll rub off on him.

There might not be a direct connection, but I prefer the bag lady to the common liberal because she won't leave US *holding the bag* after she & her hubby mismanage the country for eight years.

I prefer the serial killer to the common liberal because... well, at least the serial killer waits 'til people are out of the womb first. Liberals have no such hang-ups.

As for the lunatic, I'm not seeing a difference there. Lunatic (lunar/moon-induced psychosis) = MOONBAT.

#6 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 12, 2007 06:40 PM

A quick Google brought up several so-called Republican Voices.

1.) Republican Voices

http://www.republicanvoices.org/

No doubt it's a front group created by Democrats.

They claim to be a Republican ACLU watchdog group.

Yeah, right.

2.) Kentucky Republican Voices

http://kyrepublicanvoice.blogspot.com/

Another front. A probable a Kos front (they have a negative take on the future of Kentucky Republicans).

The more you look into this "voices" issue, the more you learn about commie tricksters.

#7 - Posted by: nli on August 12, 2007 07:16 PM

Actually, I eat a lot of organic stuff, but, yeah, I'm always afraid I'm unknowingly giving my money to some wacky organization, like Satan Co.

What about feelings? Feeling are all that matter. I can't believe you forgot one of the most important things. You hurt my feeling. :-(((

#8 - Posted by: ochagirl on August 12, 2007 07:17 PM

In all seriousness, I've heard those queer little voices off & on during my lifetime....they've been known to say things like:

"When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale and never tried it again."

"I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas, but what I decided to do was to fulfill my profession which I entered before my husband was in public life."

"There were a lot of times when we were alone, but I never really thought we were."

"I have said that I'm not running and I'm having a great time being pres — being a first-term senator."

"The economy has produced 6.1 million jobs since I became president, and if Michael Jordan comes back to the Bulls, it will be 6,100,001 jobs."

"We have a lot of kids who don't know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word."

"It depends on what the meaning of the words 'is' is."

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."

"I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years."

...mercy sakes...and people say MY family is jacked up....

#9 - Posted by: CCHEMuse on August 12, 2007 07:24 PM

Another facet of this: Liberals have a knack for coming up with organizations the name of which alone is enough to give a regular person heartburn! Exhibit A (a real group, BTW):
"Alternatives to Incarceration"

#10 - Posted by: snichael on August 12, 2007 07:40 PM

I keep hearing the liberal voices telling me at the point of a gun that I must be my "brother's keeper." I suggest you all point the gun toward your own vocal chords...and...yeah. You know that to do.

#11 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 12, 2007 07:43 PM

Don't forget:
Understanding
Synergy

And, yep, I always worry that buying anything organic will end up funding hippies.

#12 - Posted by: ChrisA on August 12, 2007 08:11 PM

Well, if they weren't worried about hearing those voices, we'd have a lot more bag ladies turning into serial killers. So remember the next time you see one, thank your local bag lady for not killing you.

#13 - Posted by: NeoconNews on August 12, 2007 08:57 PM

Victimization, and oppression if applied to education or healthcare or even mass transit are deffinite giveaways.

#14 - Posted by: hwy93 on August 12, 2007 09:11 PM

Some more dead giveaways:

(Social) Justice
Equitable
Fair
Sustainable
Tolerant
Progressive

Honorable Mention:
Illegal War

As if there is some law which has been broken by a war, which having not been broken would have resulted in peace. The jurisdictional authority for the law which was broken by having a war without permission is never stated, but one assumes the authorities are aware of the war, since they're tough to hide.

Also, liberals love to use the word "absolutely", even though they believe as a core value that there are no absolutes. It's like profanity for them. They get that high-and-mighty fist-shake thing going, and they say, "This is absolutely wrong!" or some other twitter.

#15 - Posted by: Socrates on August 13, 2007 12:53 AM

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."

This had to be the most amusing statement made by a First Lady.

And alarmingly revealing of A Certain Person's quite high opinion of herself.

If this quote were plastered all over the blogosphere, I bet she would never get nominated, let alone elected.

#16 - Posted by: Muslihoon on August 13, 2007 08:39 AM

Don't forget "Children" when used in a sentence about raising taxes, expanding or creating govt programs, saving the environment, or ending private gun ownership.
"Children" in a sentence like, "No raises for teachers until twelve year olds can read a newspaper or add up a ten item grocery bill" are signs of non-caring rightwingers.

#17 - Posted by: Ira on August 13, 2007 12:21 PM

I have had a lot of fun arguing with libs but using their language. It really breaks their minds. Example:

If we don't help Israel and Iraq then the people would be killed, raped or enslaved. We would be responsible for genocide! A holocaust would be our fault! Where is your compassion for the victims?

and

People in our community need the empowerment of guns to stop warlike people. Women need to be empowered by guns to keep aggressive and out of control men from rape and domination. Guns build healthy communities where everyone can live in peace.

You could probably do better. Watch their heads explode - or see them get red and then go silent as they have no answer. Its fun!

#18 - Posted by: reality intrudes on August 13, 2007 12:31 PM

"public interest". Somehow, groups with "public interest" in their title, or otherwise claiming to represent the public interest, never include me in the public.

#19 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on August 13, 2007 12:45 PM

Don't forget the word "diversity". It is a dead give-away that you are listening to a liberal.

#20 - Posted by: on August 13, 2007 02:21 PM

We also use phrases like "the Will of the people." Libs would never do that, as the only wills they are aware of are the ones they tax in order to get all the meat off the carcass.

#21 - Posted by: DesertElephant on August 13, 2007 02:27 PM

The voices in my head tell me to smack dirty hippies when I see them. *grin*

#22 - Posted by: Teresa on August 13, 2007 07:51 PM

Empower? Empower! I hate the word as I hate hell, all Montague, and Hillary.

#23 - Posted by: BigBadUnderdog on August 13, 2007 10:41 PM

Spleaf twoof too pow her.

#24 - Posted by: stevesh on August 14, 2007 10:27 PM

"INVESTMENT" = I will raise your taxes to pay for my liberal / socialist pet programs.

"PROGRESSIVE" = I'm a liberal and I will raise your taxes ( but I won't admit it in public)

"COMMON SENSE proposal/ initiative/ measures/ ect" = I will raise your taxes, take your tobacco, your guns, your fried foods... the list goes on and on.

"ENVIRONMENT" I'm a liberal and that means I care more than you do ( I'll maintain my high carbon lifestyle while you use a Gilligan's Island style peddle bike to power your single compact flourescent light bulb to read the recycled paperback version of "An Inconvenient Truth" because I'm more important than you are.)

"LIFESTYLE" = John Edwards

"INVESTIGATION" = We liberals MUST get some dirt on them rascally republicans... if only we had some actual evidence...they HAVE to be as dirty as we are... WE MUST HAVE ABSOLUTE POWER NOW!!

"SUPPORT THE TROOPS" = I'm a liberal, weak and scared.. if we stop defending ourselves, our country, our freedoms, our values on which this country was founded, the world will love us and we can all live together in harmony like that old Coke commercial ( after the purging of the infidels, but not me, I mean no harm so no harm will come to me )... I actually voted for the war... before I voted against it... I'll vote against funding our troops while they're in harm's way ( where I helped send them )I'll accuse them of every evil imaginable while doing the job I sent them to do while telling them they are losing and can NOT win.. and by the way, how DARE you say I am unpatriotic?

#25 - Posted by: B4B on August 15, 2007 06:20 PM
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