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August 11, 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
Bonus Fact from John: Two Bonus Facts from Chris: John Edwards failed his audition for the Little Rascals because his perfect, pretty hair just didn't look "rascally" enough. Said the director, "If we ever make 'Little Faggots', we'll call ya." John Edwards' favorite Glade Scented Candle is 'Plain'. The other ones make him dizzy from the fumes. 10 Responses To "Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact"
John Edwards wants to eavedrop on your wife's phone conversations with her doctor and keep them recorded, transcribed, and logged indefinitely. Just in case she's funding terrists. Oh wait... #1 - Posted by: Yak on August 11, 2007 03:34 PMI got it. John Edwards wants to bring our troops home from Iraq, so they can protect our country instead of doing the bidding of some Saudi princes. How's that? #2 - Posted by: Yak on August 11, 2007 03:36 PMYak, I think your inability to spell properly is an indication to your obvious lack of education and thus your lack of comprehension regarding both the wire taps on known terrorist phone numbers and exactly why the U.S. military is deployed in Iraq. #3 - Posted by: Chicken Sock Puppet on August 11, 2007 04:29 PMCSP, you have been deceived. Read about Bush's expanded spy powers for yourself. Don't take someone else's word for it. There are no limitations such as you describe and no effective safeguards against their misuse. The East German Stasi would be astonished by their scope and would approve wholeheartedly. If you think they are reasonable, imagine them in Hillary's hands. Scared yet? You have given away your birthright of freedom out of fear. Osama is a Saudi. Exactly why is the U.S. deployed in Iraq, according to you? #4 - Posted by: Yak on August 11, 2007 05:29 PMLiberation and Bloodlust man! #5 - Posted by: AR on August 11, 2007 06:42 PMSo Al Queda in Iraq isn't Al Queda or isn't in Iraq? ". . . she would never support somebody prettier than she is." You must mean *scarier* than she is. #8 - Posted by: c on August 12, 2007 12:47 AMJohn Edwards' favorite tampon is Tampax Pearl. The other brands clash with color of his compact and nothing else quite matches his rouge.
if 75% of Iraq think that, is it ok to shoot them? And mayhap just wound the other 25%...just for fun? The troops could all use John Edwards name..."Hi I'm Joan Edwards from the *other* America". BANG BANG!! Post a comment
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