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August 13, 2007
It's Like How People Dress Up for the Renaissance Fair, But They Do It All Day Every Day
Posted by Frank J. at 03:26 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (11)

Here's a music video I saw on Hot Air I guess urging Muslims to make sure they pray five times a day or bad stuff will happen:

Not to be culturally insensitive, but does seeing Muslims in their centuries and centuries old clothing style using Mac laptops and attending board meetings make you think of those anachronistic Geico cavemen? And when the guy is hitting on women in burqas at a Food Court, the first thing that came to mind was that scene in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure where Genghis Khan and Socrates are running around a shopping mall.

You know, we Christians believe Jesus is the Son of God, but that doesn't mean we think the robes he wore were the end all in fashion sense.

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You know, this is not that dissimilar to other religious videos that I have seen. Mormons, baptists, Catholics, etc., they are all doing similar things to teach their youth.

I just find it hilarious all the red tape they had to go through to film the "fiance"

#1 - Posted by: Elvenbane on August 13, 2007 03:53 PM
Not to be culturally insensitive, but does seeing Muslims in their centuries and centuries old clothing style using Mac laptops and attending board meetings make you think of those anachronistic Geico cavemen?

Not to mention all the bad things, including the motorcycle accident, happened while he was wearing a "Progressive" t-shirt.
Maybe this was just a commercial for insurance.

#2 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on August 13, 2007 05:07 PM

"I guess urging Muslims to make sure they pray five times a day or bad stuff will happen"

Hmm, I apparently didn't get the same message. While I don't speak the language it seemed to say to me:

"Smoking fat doobage with your friends repeatedly, using a Western Devil-spawned MacBook Pro, and driving Riceburners, is the road to damnation, and will cause your life to become the Arabic equivalent of a bad Country Song".

Then again, my blood sugar is a bit low at the moment, so I guess I could be mistaken.

Have fun ;)!

#3 - Posted by: bria_thorn on August 13, 2007 05:11 PM

I'd be willing to bet those weren't cartoons of Muhammad he was trying to push in that presentation.

#4 - Posted by: kyb on August 13, 2007 05:41 PM

This is a really disturbing video.

I got the impression that there were some serious gender role-reversals going on:

1. slumber parties with the guys, tee-hee.
2. group prayer sessions with the guys, -praying for that special girl to sweep them off of their feet, no doubt
3. excessive emoting; toward the car, computer, phone, - wah?
4. crotch-rocket goodness for the sexually perturbed
5. suicidal tendencies, "will she ever call again?!"
6. and the kicker, - the lady brings him flowers, aaawwww.

...just who is sporting what under those shower curtains?

#5 - Posted by: everydayjoe on August 13, 2007 07:42 PM

Ah, but then Jesus allows his followers to choose for themselves, good or evil. The punishment comes from the results of those choices.

Allah chooses for his people. The punishment comes no matter what the choices. Suicide bombers, invasions, pre-14th century health care and education are the blessings of Allah.

Who has the better plan? If you picked #2 I have a great big bag of Duh I'd like to give you.

#6 - Posted by: seanmahair on August 13, 2007 11:48 PM

I bet Jesus would be wearing a pair of steel-toe Doc Martens.

If pedophile Moe Hammed were around, he'd be wearing something by Frederick's of Hollywood...

#7 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 14, 2007 04:08 AM

I would have to agree with the other comments. Smoking a joint before riding a rice-rocket is pretty high up on the retard scale, and his sporting of a Progressive t-shirt reveals his intelligence to be sub par. Plus, anyone who both cheats on his wive AND uses a Mac must have something wrong with him on a fundamental level.

Speaking of insurance, do you think his premium will go up after wiping out on pot? Or is that reserved for the dhimmis?
"Shoulda, Coulda, Middle-Eastwooda"

Props to bria_thorn for the "fat doobage" comment. I laughed so hard I woke up my roommate.

#8 - Posted by: Paul on August 14, 2007 05:25 AM

I thought it was about a guy having a Porsche and a Ducati and how he gets both the hot chicks in Saudi Arabi, and how all the other guys are jealous, so he gives them some weed to make them chill. But he's not happy because the old lady is a drag and jealous and all. But he shows her that life is short because some idiot in a truck might hit him when he's riding his bike, so she'd better quit nagging or else he'll leave her.

Oh, and he has a great apartment and a nice powerbook, instead of living in a mud hut like most people in Araby.

Clearly this movie is about the joys and benefits of western civilization.

#9 - Posted by: Mike Rentner on August 14, 2007 09:03 AM

I'm encouraged to see that Muslims feel a need to produce this stuff to combat the progressive Western ideals taking hold of their young people. Maybe if they can't even be bothered to pray, they won't be so inclined to blow us up.

#10 - Posted by: Andrew on August 14, 2007 10:40 AM

Am i a bad person for laughing hysterically when he wrecked his bike because I thought he was dead?

#11 - Posted by: Neil on August 15, 2007 01:53 AM
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