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August 14, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Posted by Frank J. at 08:00 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (14)

Cars should stop and look both ways for Fred Thompson before driving through a crosswalk.

Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

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Drivers should always watch out for pedestrians. Good thinking Frank.

I agree with XCowboy2 in this video. It does sound like the cast of Deliverance loves Fred.

#1 - Posted by: Sarcasm Man on August 14, 2007 08:54 AM

Nice, Sarc! Making fun of normal everyday Americans...just like all liberals! We are all just a bunch of rubes out here in middle America to you people!

#2 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on August 14, 2007 09:18 AM

Your panties are showing Sarc. Pedestrians just bounce right off my pickup so there is no need to watch for them. Besdies, I beleive in natural selection, and if a person is too stupid to keep an eye out for a two ton hurtling mass of steel, or not agile enough to avoid same, they need to be removed from the gene pool.

As Frank pointed out, Fred! provides an exception to this rule just as he proves to ungoverned by most of the laws applicable to human existence.

#3 - Posted by: Alamo on August 14, 2007 09:41 AM

Besdies, I beleive in natural selection, and if a person is too stupid to keep an eye out for a two ton hurtling mass of steel, or not agile enough to avoid same, they need to be removed from the gene pool.

I'm confused, are you talking about Fred! or a car?

#4 - Posted by: AR on August 14, 2007 10:16 AM

In the sixties Red Skelton did an hysterical bit about driving and pedestrians. It was one of the funniest bits I've ever seen and it's rated G.

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#5 - Posted by: seanmahair on August 14, 2007 10:18 AM

I'm confused, are you talking about Fred! or a car?


I'm certain that maxim would apply to both vehicles and Fred!, the distinction being, if Fred! wants to run over you, there is no avoiding him.

#6 - Posted by: Alamo on August 14, 2007 11:18 AM

If I fly by a crosswalk and someone tells me I was supposed to stop, I say, "Who do they think they are? Fred Thomspon?"

#7 - Posted by: ChrisA on August 14, 2007 11:32 AM

If you're some other Republican candidate and you're standing in a crosswalk on Labor Day when Fred announces, you should just stand still and be run over.

#8 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 14, 2007 11:49 AM

They have to.....Fred is still deciding if he should stand still or start walking.

[I'll get you one of these days, old man! ::shakes fist:: -Ed.]

#9 - Posted by: mean old man on August 14, 2007 12:23 PM

Fred's not on foot. He's in a monster truck.

#10 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 14, 2007 12:38 PM

Leave poor Fred alone. Read here about how he is still mourning the loss of his hair here.

#11 - Posted by: Laugh4achange on August 14, 2007 12:39 PM

Fred Thompson just called. He said that he’s pretty sure Sarcasm Man drives a Volvo and that only college professors, sorority girls and guys that wear Hush Puppies would every be caught dead in one so not to worry…

#12 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on August 14, 2007 12:47 PM

"Fred's not on foot. He's in a monster truck."

Nope - Fred IS a monster truck.

#13 - Posted by: mykidsmommy on August 14, 2007 01:13 PM

And the Sarc is caught in the crosswalk - in his Volvo!! The crowd went wild..."aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh. +1000 points. Brought to you by Death Race 2008.

#14 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 14, 2007 02:37 PM
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