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August 14, 2007
New Job Ideas for Karl Rove
Posted by Frank J. at 04:03 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (29)

Since Karl Rove is going to need a new job, I was thinking of some he might be good at.

POSSIBLE NEW JOBS FOR KARL ROVE

* Dementor
* Denny's night shift supervisor
* The guy who puts down puppies at the pound
* Ring wraith
* Pre-school teacher
* Cthulhu stand in
* Bond villain
* Serial killer
* Monster under the bed
* BET programs director
* Seal clubber
* Pirate
* Emperor

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29 Responses To "New Job Ideas for Karl Rove"

A stand-in for Cerberus.

#1 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 14, 2007 04:32 PM

>Fuhrer (Fourth Reich)
>Carny
>Grief Counselor (Kos Kids, November 08)
>Louis Farrakhan's successor, (Grand Potentate, Black Muslims)

>First male panel member, The View
>Meat Scientist
>Furrier
>Rosie's gynecologist
>John Edwards gynecologist

#2 - Posted by: Alamo on August 14, 2007 04:32 PM

Sith life coach.

#3 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 14, 2007 04:33 PM

I was going to say that Denny's Night Supervisor was probably the scariest thing imagineable.

Then Alamo had to go and throw out Rosie's gynecologist. I shuddered. The image is still burnt into my head.

#4 - Posted by: Elvenbane on August 14, 2007 04:44 PM

Leader of the TTIO. Throw the illegals out.

Senator from Nevada-replacing Hairless Harry Reid

President of New Iraq- that ought to take the wind out of Abinutjob sails

Then there is always Satan's sub - for those time when Lucifer just has to out of the office/ vacation in the Bahama's.

#5 - Posted by: seanmahair on August 14, 2007 04:44 PM

* Keith Olbermann's psychiatrist
* Bill O'Reilly's replacement
* Ted Kennedy's drunk driver
* Michael Jackson's choreographer
* Childrens Hospital CEO
* Ambassador to the UN
* Chief writer for David Letterman and Regis Filbin
* Marketing director for the Girl Scouts

#6 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 14, 2007 04:45 PM

* Directing the new Voltron movie.

#7 - Posted by: blue jean preachin on August 14, 2007 05:06 PM

* the guy who grabs - uh - and says, 'turn your head & cough'
* Grand Dragon
* Dr. Jellyfinger
* Worshipful Master of the Grand Lodge
* Mike Rowe's stunt double

eh - who am I kidding - Denny's Night Manager takes the cake.....

#8 - Posted by: CCHEMuse on August 14, 2007 05:21 PM

*Minor God of Greek Pantheon
*Terrorist Hunter
*Action Hero
*Gangster Rapper

#9 - Posted by: AR on August 14, 2007 05:27 PM

ewwww..........

How about Courtney Love photographer.....

Goodness knows it would take a tough man to do that....

#10 - Posted by: CCHEMuse on August 14, 2007 05:27 PM

Hey AR --- when you said "Gangster Rapper" were you thinking of this??

#11 - Posted by: CCHEMuse on August 14, 2007 05:32 PM

Well according to the left he's already been Bush's brain. Perhaps he could take a shot at being Bush's testicles as well and actually doing something about border security as well as unleashing our armed forces to their full capacity.

#12 - Posted by: G Fresh on August 14, 2007 05:41 PM

Lord High Executioner

#13 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on August 14, 2007 05:44 PM

Or perhaps he could hang out in the Senate and be in charge of smacking senators in the nose with a rolled up newspaper when they get out of line or make a piddle on the carpet.

#14 - Posted by: G Fresh on August 14, 2007 05:45 PM

Dammit! I don't know why that didn't link properly, but here is where I was trying to go, http://www.imao.us/archives/007914.html

#15 - Posted by: G Fresh on August 14, 2007 05:46 PM

CCHEMuse: Very much so.

#16 - Posted by: AR on August 14, 2007 06:59 PM

*M'Hael of the Black Tower
*Shaidar Haran's Mentor.
*Nae'blis
*Mord Sith Trainer
*Gar Wrangler
*Jagang's 2nd in Command.
*Guy who beats up fans of Fantasy Novels.

#17 - Posted by: DesertElephant on August 14, 2007 07:01 PM

Also, Alliance Parliamentary Operative. Gorram Browncoats.

#18 - Posted by: DesertElephant on August 14, 2007 07:02 PM

He should just spend his time using the dark side of the schwartz offing lib's with mind control........oh wait.....never mind the DNC and Kos is already making them brain dead anyway........

#19 - Posted by: nutzoid on August 14, 2007 09:13 PM

Also, Alliance Parliamentary Operative. Gorram Browncoats.
#18 - Posted by: DesertElephant on August 14, 2007 07:02 PM

LOL! I was going to say head REAVER!!! Tho I don't know how any of them go about choosing who's in charge...

#20 - Posted by: on August 14, 2007 10:03 PM

Can't add much to this thread. Nice job.

#21 - Posted by: Carolynp on August 14, 2007 11:10 PM

congressional page.

#22 - Posted by: spacemonkey on August 14, 2007 11:52 PM

Seal Clubber is my fav!

Dentist
Proctologist
Drivers Licence Tester
IRS Auditor
Liberal Clubber

#23 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on August 15, 2007 07:54 AM

*Death star stunt double.
*Starring Role in "Katrina, Storm of the Century"
*El Chupa Cabra(SP?) trainer.
*Rovey the Vampire Slayer.
*NOAA Tsunami Scheduling Director.
*5th Horseman.

#24 - Posted by: hwy93 on August 15, 2007 11:37 AM

the next Attila the Hun

#25 - Posted by: estella on August 15, 2007 01:05 PM

The Master Cylinder
The Barracuda in Diver Dan
Hoodo in the Lidsville Movie franchise
Sheriff Joe Arpaio's Evil Twin
The Kid from A Christmas Story, all grown up with a real gun this time.
Yersinia Pestis' Awareness Mascot

#26 - Posted by: Lazlo on August 15, 2007 01:18 PM

I vote for clubbing baby seals. Someone needs to do it.

#27 - Posted by: T.Ferg on August 15, 2007 03:12 PM

Master Chief in the Halo movie.

#28 - Posted by: New fan on August 16, 2007 04:03 AM

Aquaman's arch-nemesis

#29 - Posted by: Gunga on August 16, 2007 10:32 AM
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