"Stop Throwing Bullets at Me!"
Look at this picture and read the first sentence of the caption and tell me you don't laugh out loud.
Uncle Jimbo found more instances of this woman in press pictures. When I saw here, first thing I thought of was the lamenting Lebanese woman and apparently others noticed the resemblance.
UPDATE:
More here. They aren't even U.S. military rounds. Also, you have to see what they did to a puppy!