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August 15, 2007
"Stop Throwing Bullets at Me!"
Posted by Frank J. at 11:29 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (37)

Look at this picture and read the first sentence of the caption and tell me you don't laugh out loud.

Uncle Jimbo found more instances of this woman in press pictures. When I saw here, first thing I thought of was the lamenting Lebanese woman and apparently others noticed the resemblance.

UPDATE:

More here. They aren't even U.S. military rounds. Also, you have to see what they did to a puppy!

Rating: 1.8/5 (2 votes cast)

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37 Responses To ""Stop Throwing Bullets at Me!""

Hey, it worked for Charlie Sheen in Hawt Shawts Part Duh!

#1 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on August 15, 2007 11:42 AM

Hahaha! To think that the democrats say we're losing to these dimwits...

#2 - Posted by: Hazel on August 15, 2007 11:57 AM

Took me a second, but WOW. Morons.

#3 - Posted by: Alex on August 15, 2007 11:59 AM

I think we need to get our soldiers some new guns. The bullets are obviously coming out the wrong end.

#4 - Posted by: Ron Rockstar on August 15, 2007 12:04 PM

and those rounds look so clean! did they polish them up before they threw them at the house?

#5 - Posted by: kahoona on August 15, 2007 12:04 PM

Nice of her to reload them into the jackets.

#6 - Posted by: spacemonkey on August 15, 2007 12:11 PM

First it must be a new kind of weapon that delivers the whole cartridge...which seems silly since the powder isn't used...but given that they sure do seem pristine! Are the press guys really that simple? Good grief!

#7 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on August 15, 2007 12:15 PM

And if they were "thrown" at her...they were thrown by a guy that throws like a girl and he missed! Has anyone seen Sarcasm Man lately?

#8 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on August 15, 2007 12:20 PM

Hmmm, maybe these are new "environmentally friendly" bullets. No nasty powder escaping into the air and the lead remains inside the casing instead of leaching into the water system. Or maybe Conservative American women are just that much smarter than the rest of the women in the known universe!

#9 - Posted by: KMOG on August 15, 2007 12:22 PM

Islamic Rage Grandma.

#10 - Posted by: Exurban Jon on August 15, 2007 12:27 PM

Looks like Scott Beauchamp has found a new career as a props master. Now if only he could get some square-backed rounds he'd be all set... :oD

#11 - Posted by: G Fresh on August 15, 2007 12:44 PM

She doesn't yet know about our other secret weapon; It's a type of cannon that launches guns at you.

#12 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 15, 2007 12:46 PM

I figure the cartridges were thrown by foreign troops from the multi-national task force.

I'm thinking the Polish special forces.

#13 - Posted by: on August 15, 2007 12:49 PM

This is an obvious sign on the Bush administrations ineptitude. Bush has underfunded the troops so badly that they don't even have guns to shoot their bullets anymore

#14 - Posted by: Big D on August 15, 2007 12:55 PM

Those obviously aren't US mil rounds, either: no green tip, too bright and shiny

#15 - Posted by: Chase on August 15, 2007 12:58 PM

Wes keeling teh grandmaz by speshil roof-peercing terrizt bullitz.

#16 - Posted by: Socrates on August 15, 2007 01:02 PM

The complete absurdity and abject stupidity of the MSM is hilarious. It used to be infuriating. Now it's just downright hilarious.

#17 - Posted by: T.Ferg on August 15, 2007 01:11 PM

Everybody else already mentioned that "hey, wait a minute!" moment, so I'm going forward to say, somebody take 'em away from her before she gives them to her six year old grandson to use during his suicide raid on the evil American candy store just built down the block.

#18 - Posted by: shimauma on August 15, 2007 01:14 PM

Obviously, society has broken down to the point of littering in Iraq.

#19 - Posted by: GEBIV on August 15, 2007 01:20 PM

If Congress would fund the war we could go back to using guns instead of sling shots.

#20 - Posted by: hwy93 on August 15, 2007 01:25 PM

The caption goes on to say, "At least 175 people were slaughtered..." What? With THOSE kind of bullets?

#21 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 15, 2007 01:31 PM

Good God that was funny…Morons!

#22 - Posted by: kerrcarto on August 15, 2007 02:17 PM

You terrorists will never win now that we have indestructible bullets!

#23 - Posted by: Master Shake on August 15, 2007 02:38 PM

And might I suggest that in future, when hiring staff for their multiple layers of editorial scrutiny regarding photographs, the AFP refrain from hiring blind people?

#24 - Posted by: Master Shake on August 15, 2007 02:42 PM

Y'all are laughing, but that's about the level of ignorance us gun-nuts encounter on a daily basis...

#25 - Posted by: Hkpistole on August 15, 2007 03:19 PM

Say hello to my little friend!

#26 - Posted by: Elvenbane on August 15, 2007 03:51 PM

Looks like it's gone - crud! Did anyone capture it (or maybe my browser's not working right...)?

#27 - Posted by: BoogaBoogaBoogaAllGone on August 15, 2007 05:10 PM

It's worse than you think! Apparently the eeeevil Americans used depleted uranium bullets!!!

http://exurbanleague.com/2007/08/15/were-worse-than-you-think.aspx

#28 - Posted by: Exurban Jon on August 15, 2007 05:24 PM

The link appears to have been changed to point to some other photo.
Here's the same photo with the same 1st sentence in the caption at a different URL.

#29 - Posted by: Dave on August 15, 2007 05:47 PM

There's a different photo in the first link; an old one of soldier who was KIA on August 11.

[D'oh. Guess they changed it. -Ed.]

#30 - Posted by: baldilocks on August 15, 2007 07:44 PM

I didn't stop laughing for 10 minutes!

#31 - Posted by: Joel on August 15, 2007 10:14 PM

Where do they find these people? Do you think they send out a casting call from MSM Central or what? That brings to mind the casting couch.... dang now I have to go wash my mind out with lye soap. Ouch.

#32 - Posted by: seanmahair on August 16, 2007 07:33 AM

Nope, Dave, your link gives a "missing page" error.

I just love how the MSM is so chickencrap about this stuff. If you screw up, stand up and admit it. Say something like "well, the photographer sent the caption in with the photo, and we've worked with him before, and we never had problems, soo..."

Well, and then hope like heck that no one asks if you actually looked at the photograph. Heh.

#33 - Posted by: Casey Tompkins on August 16, 2007 02:17 PM

ROFL Alan! A gun cannon!

#34 - Posted by: Carolynp on August 17, 2007 01:30 PM

ROFL Alan! A gun cannon!

#35 - Posted by: Carolynp on August 17, 2007 01:30 PM

ROFL Alan! A gun cannon!

#36 - Posted by: Carolynp on August 17, 2007 01:30 PM

You might want to fix that first link in the story. After this broke open, the original image was removed. The link now points to an unrelated pic.

#37 - Posted by: PsychoPhil on August 18, 2007 01:40 AM
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