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28 Responses To "Bush on the Zombie Threat"
I won't be able to work for a while now. Thanks Frank! #1 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 15, 2007 01:38 PMThey give out awards for these things right?? this one deserves the "laughed til i peed my pants" award OMG that close up at the end!!! #2 - Posted by: shimauma on August 15, 2007 01:40 PMFrank, is there any proof that that clip wasn't real? Because seriously, that was frakking awesome! That was Awesome! But we know that Cheney can't be a Zombie. He hunts them. Why do you think he shot that lawyer in the face with a shotgun? He thought he was a Zombie, of course. #4 - Posted by: DesertElephant on August 15, 2007 02:27 PM"The heat of the moon causes them to rise up and walk around..." Yet one more reason that the evil night orb must be nuked. #5 - Posted by: LC Scotty on August 15, 2007 03:55 PMOMG, that was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Perfectly edited and everything. Seriously though, zombies are really freakin' creepy. We must protect ourselves from the zombie threat as best we possibly can. That is a good use of our tax dollars. #6 - Posted by: Hazel on August 15, 2007 04:38 PMOh great...first we have Islamic pricks to deal with and now we have zombie pricks to go after! I don't think blasting a zombie with my gun will work either. I'm scared now! #7 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on August 15, 2007 05:17 PMYou know, because of all of the skeptics, when we finally do have the big zombie uprising (not the piddling little ones we've had in the past), we're screwed, since people won't believe it's happening. I mean, when those zombies came to my door last week, it took me a minute or two to really come to grips with the situation, and I barely had time to shoot them. The cops were understanding, but my neighbors were really upset because I woke their chihuahuas, and wanted to know why I didn't reason with the zombies first instead of making all of that noise. You're right, DesertElephant. Cheney was actually staring at the White House correspondents! #9 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 15, 2007 05:38 PMZombies are slow but eventually they will catch up to you at your home and you will have to board it up and then fight the zombies all night long with guns, hammers, knives - whatever it takes. Every once in a while a zombie will break through the boards and go "blergh!!!!!" and you will have to kill the miserable drooling thing before it eats your brains. You don't catch a break until daylight when the zombies have to go back to sleep in their graves. #10 - Posted by: Sarcasm Man on August 15, 2007 06:28 PM...and even then, you'll be shot dead in your boarded-up house by some yahoo redneck cop who thinks YOU are a zombie. #11 - Posted by: otcconan on August 15, 2007 06:41 PMWhat editing job? Are you saying that this video is fake? #12 - Posted by: John on August 15, 2007 06:46 PMThe video is fake. ... But accurate. #13 - Posted by: bod on August 15, 2007 06:54 PMYou have to give the Dems their props. This is really rather ingenious. I noticed that noone, thus far, has mentioned that the Dems are immune, because noone has pointed out that the Dems have no... #14 - Posted by: everydayjoe on August 15, 2007 07:32 PMOh LORD! I had to stop it for a while because I was laughing so hard! Amazing job. Whoever did that ought to be working with Peter Jackson, or something. #15 - Posted by: Hucbald on August 15, 2007 07:59 PMSo your saying that's fake? That would mean we don't have any protection from zombies. The government is no more prepared for the Zombie Apocolypse than they were for Katrina. George Bush hates living people!!! #16 - Posted by: Blue'd on August 15, 2007 09:35 PMI stole this. Had to. You understand. It's zombies man. I have to warn the world. #18 - Posted by: Stew on August 16, 2007 12:12 AMSoylent People are Green!!! Have fun ;)! PS: Hilarious Frank, thanks for the laugh. #19 - Posted by: brian_thorn on August 16, 2007 12:44 AMBarry, he looks like a Barry... How could Bush forget his name time and time again? Kidding... that was the most hilarious thing I've seen in a long time! Have you seen this? They have a few clips of Bush in the Unnecessary Censorship... Let's go get some zombies! I've got dibs on John Kerry! #21 - Posted by: Son of Bob on August 16, 2007 02:24 AMYou won't be laughing when a zombie is eating your brains. Really. It probably doesn't feel too good. #22 - Posted by: Barbula on August 16, 2007 07:30 AMWe are all Americans first and foremost. Enough of this Dems/Repubs/ Conserv/Liberals. Bush is an A-hole regardless of his party. That stupid smile/smirk and references during bad news to what the American people need/want as if he is not one himself............... #23 - Posted by: john on August 16, 2007 07:38 AMHmm, we never caught Hitler, so does that mean WWII was lost? This comes from the "we need to fight the real terrorists" mind set, as if Saddam wasn't sheltering "real" terrorists, or would have been an active player if we had not been squatting on his border for 11 years. I don't think you will find any average Iraqi who thinks Saddam shouldn't have been hung up like the evil man he was, and we should have kept looking for the remains of Bin Laden. #24 - Posted by: Neo on August 16, 2007 07:51 AMStay on task people. This isn't about Bush or Hitler or Bin Laden. It's the zombies, and they're out there. BTW, does tinfoil protect ones' cranium from zombies? #25 - Posted by: Chuck on August 16, 2007 09:46 AMDan Rather says he still stands behind this story. #26 - Posted by: MinniePearlJam on August 16, 2007 07:02 PMHere is another. Not as funny but this could be for real. Post a comment
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