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August 16, 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
Posted by Harvey at 03:05 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (12)

john edwards fabulous.jpgThere isn't a hooker in the world who wouldn't sell her soul to have John Edwards's perfect, round little ass.

Bonus fact: Estimated street value of John Edwards's perfect, round little ass: $10,000.

Bonus bonus fact: 10 cartons of cigarettes in Attica.

12 Responses To "Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact"

If John Edwards and Hillary Clinton were to Have a Cage Match to the Death, who would win?

Why America of course!


Have fun ;)!

#1 - Posted by: brian_thorn on August 16, 2007 03:30 PM

Bonus bonus fact: 10 cartons of cigarettes in Attica.

I see.

#2 - Posted by: Rubeus on August 16, 2007 03:43 PM

When John Edwards speaks of bringing the two Americas together, he's talking about his butt cheeks.

I don't believe that actually occured to me, Harvey! :-( You could also say, that "John Edwards brings out the worst in peeeple." Oh, gawd.

#3 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 16, 2007 03:46 PM

There isn't a hooker in the world who wouldn't sell her soul to have John Edwards's perfect, round little ass......

But the damage to their reputation by becoming a personal injury lawyer would be too much of a trade-off.

#4 - Posted by: Alamo on August 16, 2007 03:55 PM

Keep in mind, that "perfect, round little ass" is also an award winning ass. John Edwards won the 2003 Ass Smasher competition in Atlanta; while other's were breaking pencils and bending spoons around a thong, John Edwards sashayed to the stage, lifted his pink pettycoats and ripped apart the Charlotte, NC yellow pages when his supple, yet firm little buttocks.

#5 - Posted by: Casper the Friendly Host on August 16, 2007 04:33 PM

Bonus fact: Estimated street value of John Edwards's perfect, round little ass: $10,000.

Where'd you think all those campaign donations were coming from?

#6 - Posted by: Master Shake on August 16, 2007 04:56 PM

22. Q. What`s the difference between a hooker and John Edwards?
A. A hooker will stop screwing you when you're dead.

#7 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on August 16, 2007 05:20 PM

I heard John Edwards is a huge Akon fan.

#8 - Posted by: everydayjoe on August 16, 2007 05:32 PM

Ewww. Enough about John Edwards ass. My laptop is starting to stink.

#9 - Posted by: Ron Rockstar on August 16, 2007 10:14 PM

Hillary Clinton is now copying John Edwards' hairstyle in an effort to appear more feminine.

#10 - Posted by: on August 16, 2007 10:14 PM

May I propose a moratorium on references to that poofsters' " perfect, round little ass "? I mean, it's funny and all, but you're frightening the children. Think of the poor confused children!
"Mommy, why does that man have a perfect, round little ass?"
"Where did you learn to talk like that?"
"IMAO"
Not good.

#11 - Posted by: will.see on August 16, 2007 10:19 PM

DUDE EDWARDS THAT FUCKING FAGGOT!!!! LET'S GET 'IM BOYS!!! IT'S HIGH TIME WE LYNCHED US SOME FAGGOT!! I FUCKING HATE FAGGOTS! LOL, LITTLE FAGGOT PRINCESS EDWARDS WEARING HIS LITTLE FAGGOT PRINCESS DRESS LIKE A LITTLE FAGGOT, YOUR RIGHT, HE MADE HALOWEEN SO HE COULD AT LEAST WEAR HIS PRETTY LITTLE PRINCESS DRESS IN PUBLIC AT LEAST ONE DAY OF THE YEAR LOL BUT THIS HALOWEEN HE HAS ANOTHER THING COMING WHEN ME AND THE GOOD OLD BOYS TEAR HIM LIMB FROM LIMB LOL! I HATE FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

#12 - Posted by: LINEBACKER69 on August 18, 2007 03:53 AM
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