August 16, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
People say they never forget the first time they voted for Fred Thompson. For most people, it was at a voting booth.
Ok, I'll touch that one. Fred won't tolerate hanging chads. If he sees one, he just reaches down and hangs up the voting booth with the person in it.
Well, the people who voted for the other candidate all got tapped on the shoulder and shot in the face when they turned around.