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August 17, 2007
9 Responses To "Daily Fred Thompson Fact"
A mosquito carrying West Nile Virus bit Fred Thompson. It died. If elected, Fred Thompson promises not to punch the hippies until the terrorists are all dead. Unless they need it. #1 - Posted by: Socrates on August 17, 2007 08:43 AMFred Thompson doesn't floss; excess organic material bursts into flames at the sight of Fred's mighty molars. #2 - Posted by: NeoconNews on August 17, 2007 09:52 AMThe fifth dentist has always been an a-hole. I believe he is a left over Jimmy Carter appointee. His hatred for fellow Americans has been evident ever since he first refused to endorse brushing your teeth. #3 - Posted by: Son of Bob on August 17, 2007 10:56 AMBut if you do get punched by Fred, IT WILL require reconstructive surgery. The bad news is your dentist is a Democrat and is afraid of being sued by John Edwards law firm. #4 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 17, 2007 12:20 PMFred Thompson's family crest is a picture of a Barracuda eating Neil Armstrong. Have fun ;)! #5 - Posted by: Brian_Thorn on August 17, 2007 12:26 PMScientists in Germany broke the speed of light but only after Fred Thompson helped them. #6 - Posted by: Brandon on August 17, 2007 12:43 PMThe fifth dentist gets kickbacks from the other four dentists who are all really just masochists anyway. AND I just ordered my Fred Thompson T-shirt, so if he doesn't run...do I get my money back??? #7 - Posted by: shimauma on August 17, 2007 01:30 PMBy the time "Fred" thought about punching someone in the face (and decided to do it) three days have passed. Four days if "Fred" had to talk about it. #8 - Posted by: WB on August 17, 2007 07:33 PMYeah, WB, but then the guy was DEAD beyond belief. This gives you plenty of time for Fred's actions to sink in. Kind of like Teddy Roosevelt's stick. You know, it takes a while to swing that thing. #9 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 17, 2007 09:04 PMPost a comment
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