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August 16, 2007
Magic Bullet Woman! More to the story!
By now, I'm sure you've heard of the poor woman who had blood thirsty American soldiers fling bullets through her bedroom. This is sad on so many levels and leads me to ask many important questions: Why were they flinging bullets at her? As the AP gun experts would ask, "Don't they have guns that go bang and stuff?" Why were they targeting this poor woman? Was she a reporter? But wait there's more! IMAO has learned that this was NOT the orginal photo! That's right. The AP changed the photo and the original caption. Thanks to the tireless team at IMAO (Motto: Don't talk to me, I'm on a break) we have a picture and the text of the original materials.
One analysts commented: We believe this is a classic sign that America needs to rethink things like Iraqi Security and Don't Ask Don't Tell. The case is under investigation. 14 Responses To "Magic Bullet Woman! More to the story!"
Frank, it's simply not fair to be made to laugh so much in one morning! I was barely able to type this... #1 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 16, 2007 01:23 PMI don't think this was Frank, Jimmy. It's the oft-absent & much missed RightWingDuck! Now if we could just figure out where the token Jooo went, it'd seem like old home week. That woman better not let the Taliban see that photo... they'll "throw" bullets at her at a MUCH faster velocity 'cause they hate women, especially if they're trying to be attractive (or just less ugly). Buncha homos... #2 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 16, 2007 01:34 PMOh, I know, Alan. I was just complaining to management. I'm finding it increasingly difficult to get work done around here with IMAO blasting me with gut splitters every 15 minutes. Yeah, the Taliban actually require a woman's face to be completely covered. This woman is "just" from Iraq where a "little bit" of fredom exists. #3 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 16, 2007 01:44 PMBTW, If any Marines were offended by my silliness, then you can just take it up with ME, Frank J. #4 - Posted by: RightWingDuck on August 16, 2007 01:51 PMNow if we could just figure out where the token Jooo went, it'd seem like old home week. I remember that we once had a Jew... and a guy who would photoshop me to make me look gay... #5 - Posted by: Frank J. on August 16, 2007 02:20 PMI WISH I WAS MORE OF AN EXPERT ON SMALL ARMS AMMUNITION, BUT I THINK THE SHELL ON THE LEFT IS THE REVLON .28, WHICH IS A PRETTY LAME ROUND. THE ONE ON THE RIGHT, HOWEVER, SEEMS TO BE A COVER GIRL .44 WHICH CAN DO NASTY THINGS, ESPECIALLY IF IT HITS YOU IN THE FACE. #6 - Posted by: fishlaw on August 16, 2007 02:51 PMI bet that took lots of effort to do... #7 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 16, 2007 02:52 PMOne vote for fishlaw's comment to be added to the caption as an expert AP consultant. #8 - Posted by: c on August 16, 2007 03:40 PMSorry, I don't think this is funny. These things are dangerous. We've all seen what damage these types of weapons have done to Nancy Pelosi's face...not to mention Hillary. #9 - Posted by: Son of Bob on August 16, 2007 04:04 PMJohn Edwards is gonna be pissed that she stole his lipstick! #10 - Posted by: Master Shake on August 16, 2007 04:58 PMMS, You might want to consult with Harvey on this one, but I believe that John Edwards prefers gloss. #11 - Posted by: everydayjoe on August 16, 2007 05:18 PMOne analysts commented: We believe this is a classic sign that America needs to rethink things like Iraqi Security and Don't Ask Don't Tell. As they say in Basketball, Swish #12 - Posted by: DesertElephant on August 16, 2007 05:35 PMJust lipstick? I'm beginning to understand the need for burkhas. #13 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on August 16, 2007 05:43 PMyou are all a bunch of homos! #14 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on August 16, 2007 05:43 PMPost a comment
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