I'm still waiting

Also, I'm one of the few who wouldn't mind a civil war, but only if we could get the geographical boundaries sorted out.

Don't mess with Texas. But perhaps expand it to include NM and OK?

How about: All the idiot libs in one country and the people that actually know some stuff in another?

[Hey; no one bats a thousand. -Ed.]

That's true, not even Fred Thompson bats a thousand.

-He bats *ten* thousand.

" It's the middle of August. I'm in Texas. We're begging for rain.
"

Try being in Missouri! 107 on the ol' thermometer yesterday. I'd do anything to be in Texas right now...even challenge Fred Thompson to a thumb war.

I see that "Ed" has infiltrated more than the comments section. He has now hacked his way into your posts. Someone has to stop him. Let loose the monkeys.

Just whatever you do, don't click on the "amputees" link...............hurrrrrrrrf.

I freely admit that I was a Liberal when I was young. Fortunately, by the age of six, I learned to read and write, resulting in my political leanings changing dramatically.

Priceless.

Also, Frank, wondering how many more there are. (I used to post as TR)

1) Love you Dick!!! TEXAS, YEAH!!!

2) If you want the rain, then the residents of Houston would give you a thousand blessings if you took away our current deluge.

3) I agree with Jimmy. If there's a civil war, fine, but they'd leave Texas boundaries alone; otherwise we'll have to go Texas Ranger on their asses.

I checked out Dick's post. Dick...can you trick ME into clicking on some porn?

It just pains me in so many ways to admit I checked out Big Dick.

Well you got your wish. It rained! I love living in DFW haha.

Well, "Fattie Fridays" panned out about as I suspected... you sick f**k. But I liked the jokes, too (the elephant one was great!).

Thanks for giving me another link to enhance my sociopathic tendencies; it's just what everyone else around me needed.

"Anytime Charles Rangel screws up and opens his pie hole. That gravy sucking bottom dweller cracks me up with the ludicrous crap he spews."

I still don't know how he ever got elected.

then began to scream out that I was nothing but a big dick.
That's why I always wished my parents had named me "Richard".
I could introduce myself saying, "Richard, but my friends call me Dick.... and so do my enemies."
But alas, they decided on Veeshir. Better luck next life.

"Just whatever you do, don't click on the "amputees" link...............hurrrrrrrrf."

As an amputee, I take umbrage at that statement and have hired an ACLU lawyer. Of course that is just so I can trick him into the basement and torture him. But, be afraid. Very afraid!

Additionally, if we decide on Borders after the Civil War, we ask that Arizona be included in the United Conservative Real States of the Real America.

We may need to work on what to call the new nation just a bit.

What is it that draws all of us Texans to IMAO? Could it be our historical hatred of monkeys, or is it perhaps our long open season on hobos?

I'm up for the next Civil War. I'd suggest establishing territorial boundaries to include Texas (center of the New Republic of course), NM, AR, WY, KS, OK(it's ok, we'll dip 'em for ticks), AR. But, I'm open to debate.

I believe that the geographic configuration of the New Republic would be a good topic Frank, as well as discussion drafting what should be a very simple and straightforward Constitution.