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August 18, 2007
16 Responses To "Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact"
And of course by "football" you mean "soccer." #1 - Posted by: Exurban Jon on August 18, 2007 03:05 PMIn a game of touch football, without visual evidence it is impossible to notice that John Edwards is in the game. #2 - Posted by: DohXs on August 18, 2007 03:28 PMWhile watching a football game, Elizabeth Edwards notices John is painting his toenails and not paying attention. He finally looks up and whines at her, "Why can't we watch the shopping channel? I'm out of paint." #3 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 18, 2007 03:36 PMAw Shucks Dick. #5 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 18, 2007 04:13 PMOverheard at the Edward's Home during the last Pro Bowl Game: Sadly, the Mrs. and kids were out of town at the time. #6 - Posted by: Brian_Thorn on August 18, 2007 06:17 PMJohn Edwards is brave enough to call Ann Coulter a "she-devil". But not to her face. #7 - Posted by: on August 18, 2007 06:22 PMThe original source for the story has just corrected their report to say that Edwards was so chagrined at Coulter over the "faggot" remark, that he blushed, put his hands on his feminine hips and said softly, "She's SUCH a devil, isn't she?" #8 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 18, 2007 06:43 PMMrs. Edwards has to leave the room during the game, since John giggles during huddles. #9 - Posted by: ChrisA on August 18, 2007 07:26 PMI could describe why John Edwards likes football, but you have to go to rehab for writing "faggot" in a blog. #10 - Posted by: Socrates on August 18, 2007 10:05 PMJohn Edwards doesn't like the "three yards and a cloud of dust" of traditional football, however. He does like "piling on" though and during which he is seen to shift in his chair while rearranging his pants. #11 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 18, 2007 10:48 PMAlthough John Edwards thinks football to be too violent and it reminds him of all those brutes that use to kick his ass in high school, he does find the position of Center interesting..."having a man put his hands under my bum for 60 minutes is just too fabulous to dream about" said Edwards... #12 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on August 19, 2007 03:21 AMPlease take a look at the email I got from John Edwards posted to my site. It is just screaming to get a re-write from someone like you. #13 - Posted by: Doug Ragan on August 19, 2007 06:40 AMAnd in another juicy tidbit found in the local news, which will get NO traction in the MSM, Edwards once again does his best to perpetuate the two Americas--so he can campaign against the two Americas while enjoying the fabulous fruits of his upper America as the rest of us great unwashed wallow in the lower America. But there's more! John Edwards takes notes during the games and writes down the words and phrases he REALLY likes: "They got good penetration into the secondary." The list is long.... #15 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 19, 2007 03:28 PMNo mention of a tight end yet? Y'all are slipping. #16 - Posted by: Muslihoon on August 20, 2007 12:54 AMPost a comment
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